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Mashine ya kukamulia Ng'ombe

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Uncle Rukus, Apr 6, 2011.

  1. Uncle Rukus

    Uncle Rukus JF-Expert Member

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    MCHAGA mmoja alinunua mashine ya kukamulia ng'ombe MAZIWA, kabla ya kuitumia kwa ng'ommbe akaijaribu mwenyewe kwa kuivaa kwenye DUDU yake, akasikia rahaaaa ya ukweli kuliko hata anayoipata kwa mkwewe.

    Sasa alipomaliza akashangaa mpaka saa 1 limepita mashine haitoki, ikambidi apige simu kastama kea wakamwambia hiyo ni automatiki mpaka zifike LITA 1 NDIO ITOKE.
     
  2. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    ha hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa uwiiiiiiiiiiii mbavu zangu mie!!

    hiyo ndiyo dawa ya walafi!!
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaa......,kazi kweli2.
     
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    pmwasyoke JF-Expert Member

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    Ni suala la muda tu - atafikisha lita moja.
     
  5. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Du lita moja! Si bao kumi hapo..
     
  6. Viper

    Viper JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahaha
     
  7. RealMan

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    Hahahahahahaaaaaaaa jamani mbavu zangu!

    Katavi hizo bao kumi hata robo lita hafikishi,
     
  8. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaaah!! Kumbe bao kumi hazitimii lita!
     
  9. Mosskiss

    Mosskiss Senior Member

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    Hiyo kiboko,, kwa utaalam wangu mimi mzee Wa kutupia nje hiyo lita moja ni sawa na bao 109 kama alikuwa anakunywa supu ya pweza
     
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    pichuwanyi Member

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    Normal human ejaculation volume is =10mls then in 100 ejaculations =1000mls. atakufa.
     
  11. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    AHAHAHAHAH:A S-coffee:
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Noted..............
     
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