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Mashindano ya KUUCHUNA.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zubedayo_mchuzi, Feb 28, 2012.

  1. zubedayo_mchuzi

    zubedayo_mchuzi JF-Expert Member

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    Wanaume flani walikuwa wanatambiana kuhusu uwezo wao wa kuuchuna, wa kwanza akasema kuna siku alimpigia simu mkewe akapokea lakini hakusema hallo kwa hiyo nae akauchuna hakukata simu wala kuongea mpaka credit ikaisha, wapili akasema yeye kuna siku alirudi toka kazini baada ya kugonga mlango mkewe akafungua mlango lakini hakusema 'karibu mume wangu' basi akasimama palepale mlangoni mpaka kesho yake na akageuza na kurudi kazini, watatu akasema siku alipooa mkewe akawa anaona aibu kuvua nguo, na yeye akauchuna hakumgusa mapaka leo, wenzie wakamjia juu mbona mna watoto wawili, akajibu mpaka leo nimeuchuna sijamuuliza kawaokota wapi. Nani mkali?
     
  2. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaha huyo wa mwisho balaa..
     
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    Mh, hii mbona ipo hapa JF kitambo!...recycle!:poa
     
  4. mkudeson

    mkudeson Senior Member

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    huyo watatu ni nomaaaaaaaaa!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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  6. Jonogomero

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    Napita tu wajamen
     
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    Teh teh wote wehu
     
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    daah.,kali ya siku
     
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    Rogie JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe tehe tehe
     
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    mamLook Member

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    Mkali mode kauchuna tu while thread hii inarudiwa mara ya pili



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