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Marrying an IT person

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ambassador, Jan 14, 2010.

  1. Ambassador

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    Jan 14, 2010
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    Marrying an IT person is a BIG mistake!

    Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good evening Dear, I'm now logged in"

    Wife: Have you brought the grocery?

    Husband: Bad command or filename?

    Wife: But I told you in the morning

    Husband: Error syntax. Abort?

    Wife: What about my TV?

    Husband: Variable not found...

    Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping.

    Husband: Sharing Violation, Access denied

    Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

    Husband: Too many parameters...

    Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

    Husband: Data type mismatch.

    Wife: You are useless.

    Husband: It is by default.

    Wife: What about your salary?

    Husband: File in use... Try after some time.

    Wife: What is my value in the family?

    Husband: Unknown Virus.

    In the middle of the night, the husband wants to have sex with his
    wife, he tries to touch the wife.
    But then the wife says: SORRY, ACCESS DENIED!!!!!