Marrying an IT person

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Marrying an IT person is a BIG mistake!

Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good evening Dear, I'm now logged in"

Wife: Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or filename?

Wife: But I told you in the morning

Husband: Error syntax. Abort?

Wife: What about my TV?

Husband: Variable not found...

Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing Violation, Access denied

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband: Too many parameters...

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.

Husband: It is by default.

Wife: What about your salary?

Husband: File in use... Try after some time.

Wife: What is my value in the family?

Husband: Unknown Virus.

In the middle of the night, the husband wants to have sex with his
wife, he tries to touch the wife.
But then the wife says: SORRY, ACCESS DENIED!!!!!