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marry me...!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Watu8, Sep 11, 2012.

  1. Watu8

    Watu8 JF-Expert Member

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    Boy: Marry me .. ?
    Girl: Do you have a house .. ?
    Boy: No..!!
    Girl: Do you have a BMW car .. ?
    Boy: No..!!
    Girl: How much is your salary .. ?
    Boy: No salary.. but,..!!
    Girl: No but. u have nothing.. How can i marry
    you.?? Leave please ..!!
    Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. y do I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I’m the BOSS..!!
     
  2. SHIEKA

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    ........and when the boy had finished talking to himself, the girl quickly sat on the boy's lap planting a heavy kiss on the boy's cheek saying enthusiastically: "as from today, I am your wife"
     
  3. Watu8

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    mmmh haikutokea hivyo...
     
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    mkuu hii ni story au nini?
     
  5. Watu8

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    kind of...ila somehow inaonesha vile sometimes gals wanavyokuwa desperate...
     
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    ok maana kila nikisoma nilikuwa nafanya reflection nikaona ni fiction
     
  7. Paloma

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    hivi hakunaga wanaume ambao ni desperate...?
     
  8. Arushaone

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    watu8 i swear over my dead body ndivyo binti alivyofanya.
     
  9. mshana jr

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    its a finction but reflects real life of this modern but unkind world, kwa vyovyote palepale jamaa alianza kuitwa 'mtoto'ahh sorry BABIE
     
  10. SHIEKA

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    Halo Watu 8. Hebu nyoosha stori ieleweke! Kama huyo dada hakumganda huyo kaka baada ya kusikia kuna ferrari na magorofa alifanya nini sasa?
     
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  11. Watu8

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    wapo ila ni ngumu kuwatambua na ni ngumu kuonesha hiyo hali...si unajua in a world of animals wanaume ni predators, hivyo huwa hatulali njaa
     
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    binti hakugundua coz the guy was puzzled and kind talking to himself, kuwa sasa huyu binti anataka nini tena!!!
     
  13. molely molly

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    ndo dada zetu wa siku hizi imekula kwake fuara!
     
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