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Married life

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by BAK, Sep 16, 2012.

  1. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    A couple had only been married for two weeks, but the husband, although
    very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with
    his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right
    back.

    "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

    "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

    The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
    refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
    different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, UK, etc.

    The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
    think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know...
    they have Frozen glasses... "

    He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
    by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer
    mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just
    holding it.

    The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the
    bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't
    be long. I'll be right back. I promise... OK?"


    "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took
    out 4 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
    blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.

    "But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know, there's swearing, dirty
    words and all that..."

    "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? "LISTEN UP DICKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT
    THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR
    FRICKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A
    FRICKING BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER... GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"

    Mhhhhh! Only 2 weeks in marriage!!! :):)
     
  2. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha lol
     
  3. m

    mzabzab JF-Expert Member

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    mhm....hii kali. lakini safi sana huyo mke anajua kulinda mzigo wake
     
  4. snowhite

    snowhite JF-Expert Member

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    duh!amekaba mpaka penalty!safi!
     
  5. nyumba kubwa

    nyumba kubwa JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kali aisee. Mi nlidhani wanaume wa kibongo/africa tu ndio wanapenda kuzurura...kumbe hata wadhungu. Mwe....

    Hata uwawekee kila kitu ndani...miguu inawasha tu.

    Utasikia naenda kubadilishana mawazo na wenzangu...toka hayo mawazo yameanza kubadilishwa watu wangeshakuwa matajiri kama Mengi. Lol.
     
  6. Ambitious

    Ambitious JF-Expert Member

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    Ha..ha..stuck between a rock & a really hard place.
     
  7. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    hahahhahahahha lol I wonder, what did he do next???
     
  8. Hero

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    That is what I call 'smart wife'! she gave it all!
     
  9. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Endelea best, enhee, jamaa akataka nini tena?
    Lucky bustard, whatever he wants he gets!
     
  10. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    The B word...and the L:(:(K....na yule dada maarufu anayeitwa honeymoon akasogea mlangoni kujiandaa kuondoka kisha akaaga rasmi, "I am leaving now I wish you all the best in your married life."

     
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