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Marriages harusi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SIMBA DUME, Sep 13, 2008.


    SIMBA DUME Member

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    Marriage [PART 1]

    Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
    after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

    'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
    I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
    I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
    I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
    I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
    when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
    give me a hard time about it.
    Those are my rules. Any comments?'

    His new bride said:
    'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex
    here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'

    Marriage (Part II)

    Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

    The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
    that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!'

    'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
    that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!'



    Marriage (Part III)

    Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
    Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no
    good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.

    After some time he realizes he was nasty and
    decides to make amends and rings her up.
    She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband
    says, 'What took you so long to answer to the phone?'

    She says, 'I was in bed.'

    'In bed this early, doing what?'

    'Getting a second opinion!'



    Marriage (Part IV)

    A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
    He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his
    wife,' Mother of Six' in spite of her objections.

    One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home
    and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts
    at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home Mother of Six?'

    His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion,
    shouts right back, 'Any time you're ready, Father of Four.'



    God may have created man before woman, but there
    is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

    ************** ***************************
    Send this to smart women who need a laugh
    and to men you think can handle it
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  2. Sam GM

    Sam GM JF-Expert Member

    Sep 13, 2008
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    All funny waweza acha ndoa na kuwa mpole hapo pa sex ya seven oclock! teh teh teh