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Marriage quotes..

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Twande, Apr 28, 2010.

  1. Twande

    Twande JF-Expert Member

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    Hi good pple... Lets have fun here with how/what pple think of marriage lol..
    Here we go..
    'In the first yr of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens'
    'In the second yr, the woman speaks and the man listens'
    'In the third yr, they both speak and the neighbors listen.'.....lol
     
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    In the fourth year the woman speaks via phone, coz she has been sent back to her parents!
     
  3. Twande

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    'Getting married is much like goin to the restaurant with friends. You order what u want, and when u see what the other fellow has, u wish u had ordered that'... Mmh
     
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    'There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced'....bwahahahaa.. Guys b careful
     
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    @PakaJimmy....Hahahaaa.... thats only when there still communication lol...otherwise pita huko nipite huku..
     
  6. Twande

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    Son: How much does it cost to get married Dad?
    Father: I don't know son , Iam still paying for it
    Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't kno his wife until he marrieS?
    Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!...Mmhhh
     
  7. Twande

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    'When a newly married man looks happy, we kno why. But when a ten yr married man looks happy, we wonder why'!....Ahahaaa wana utani na wanawake eee?!
     
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    'They say when a man holds a woman's hand b4 marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self defence'..Mmh
     
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    The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open'....Hahaaaa
     
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    'The difference btn marriage and death...Dead pple ar free'
    Haaa!
     
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    Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
     
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    Tks Twande nakuja
     
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    I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
     
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    Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. ~
     
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    haya sasa mpambano Twande na Firstlady1.
    Tupo nyuma yako FL1, ushindi ni jadi yetu; ha haaaaaaaaaa
     
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    Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

    goooooosh sio mimi...
     
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    hahaha usinichekeshe mie
     
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    Love is not BLIND - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
     
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    Marriage is the ONLY and only war which you slept with your enemy
     
  20. Twande

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    Thanks Firstlady..that to annoy for the rest of her life lol...
    Iam back now..twende kazi..
    'Marriage is not just having a wife, but also worries inherited forever'!
     
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