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Marriage jokes!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lady, Sep 23, 2010.

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    Lady JF-Expert Member

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    Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
    Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

    Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
    Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

    Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
    * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
    * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
    * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

    They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    no komenti
     
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    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    Du..............!!!!
     
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    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Na ngeu juu angemwambia kipindi kikifika chumba kinakuwa uwanja wa masumbwi au WWE:becky:
     
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    Lady JF-Expert Member

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    hahahhaha!
     
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    Utamaduni JF-Expert Member

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    That is not true,

    It depend why did you both get married to eachother.

    Maisha ya ndoa ni matamu sana sana sana, only if you will both always go back to the founder of marriage and ask for help when you stuck up.

    Lol
     
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    After third yr...!!? I guess even neighbours do talk and you listen
     
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