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Maria and Tony

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Mar 2, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Maria just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous! Her mother reassured her, "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man, go upstairs and he'll take care of you!"

    So up the stairs she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother, "Mama, mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

    "Don't worry, Maria," said her mother. "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs and Tony will take care of you!"

    So, up she went again! When she got there, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama,mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"

    Her mother replied,"Don't worry Maria, all good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man, go upstairs and he will take good care of you."

    So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

    "Stay here and stir the sauce dear," says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"
     
  2. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, maza kaona hiyo kazi ataimudu yeye..:rain:
     
  3. pmwasyoke

    pmwasyoke JF-Expert Member

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    Kazi kubwa hapo atakapokuta hakuna cha foot and a half bali kilema cha mguu.
     
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