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Mapoda yatakufanya Mungu akusahau on his Special Offer!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanga Tc, Jan 3, 2012.

  1. Mtanga Tc

    Mtanga Tc JF-Expert Member

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    A 50- year-old lady who was dying of cancer, asks God to give her 25 years more and God approves. After her successful operation, she underwent plastic surgery and gets facelift, lip tuck and tummy tuck.After being released from the hospital , she was hit by a truck ! She asks God, "Lord , why would you allow this to happen whilst you said you have approved for me 25 years more to live?"
    God: Sorry,Imagine, I did not recognize its you again!!!:lol:
     
  2. Oman - Muscat.

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    hahahaha, atakalo mola!
     
  3. DEVINE

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    Sasa itakuwaje kwa hayati Michael Jackson !!
     
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    mh Mungu ndo mpaji na mpangaji wa yote
     
  5. chapaa

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    haya bana
     
  6. SHIEKA

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    deja vu
     
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