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Mapenzi Ya siku Hizi..

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Katavi, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    SIMU ZA SIKU HIZI VITUKO:

    Girl:Hallow

    Boy:Sweety mambo vp?
    ...
    Girl:poa.

    Boy:Utakuwa free weekend?.Nilikuwa nataka uje nyumbani kwangu.

    Girl:Oh,sory,sitaweza kuja coz kuna harusi ya Aunty yangu na siku ya pili kutakuwa na wageni nyumbani.

    Boy:Kama ni hivyo sawa,just nilikuwa nataka nikufanyie suprise,nimekununulia blackberry.

    Girl:eek:h,usijali mpenzi wangu,nitakuja,ata ukitaka nilale huko huko nitalala.

    Boy:Vipi kuhusu harusi?

    Girl:Harusi ipi?nilikuwa nakutania tu honey wangu..

    Boy:Na mimi nilikuwa natania tu.
     
  2. kijembeee

    kijembeee JF-Expert Member

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    weka ugoko niweke jiwe,ful kauzu,ngoma droo
     
  3. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahah umetisha
     
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