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mapenzi ya kuku bana

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by wapalepale, Jun 13, 2011.

  1. wapalepale

    wapalepale JF-Expert Member

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    Kuku jogoo, anamkimbiza Kuku jike huku akiwaza 'Nikimkosa nitazuga nafanya mazoezi ila nikimpata nampa vitatu vya faster faster!' Kuku jike anamuona jogoo anakuja anawaza 'Ngoja nijifanye nakimbia mdogomdogo asije akaniona malaya ila akifika tu namtengea!'
     
  2. Fayoo

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    hahaahaha, na bata wanawazaje?
     
  3. Lutala

    Lutala JF-Expert Member

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    kwi kwi kwi teh teh teh
     
  4. wapalepale

    wapalepale JF-Expert Member

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    ya bata me sijui bana labda wengine watujuze
     
  5. The Boss

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    lol...............................
     
  6. Jaguar

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    Mi bado sielewi,hivi ina maana kuku jike hapendelei yale mambo mpaka akimwona jogoo lazima akimbie kama anataka chinjwa?
     
  7. U

    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    UIlitokea wapi hii?
     
  8. Papa Mopao

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    Ilitokea Tandale ndani ndani kabisa huyko!
     
  9. wapalepale

    wapalepale JF-Expert Member

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    inatokea sehemu yoyote ambayo kuku wapo huru kutoka nje na kutembea kitaani
     
  10. Mentor

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    Jiulize kwa nini dada zetu wanaletaga shobo wakitokewa then utapata jibu la kuku!
     
  11. Tajy

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    teteheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.Ningelikuwa jogoo kuku wngenikoma
     
  12. MUREFU

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    kwel we mfunga kuku wa kienyej mm ninajua kula kuku na mayai yake wewe unajua hadi anawaza nini duh?
     
  13. Mtazamaji

    Mtazamaji JF-Expert Member

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    Mbona hawa wa kizungu wanaachia ku bila kukimbizana.


    teh teh teh teh
     
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  14. Jaguar

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    Tena mkurya wa kitunda!
     
  15. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,haaaa...ah! Kwel
     
  16. Jaguar

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    Akhsante mkuu kwa mfano hai!
     
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