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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MwafrikaHalisi, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. MwafrikaHalisi

    MwafrikaHalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Dec 19, 2011
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    Dear Sir
    I refer to the recent death of the
    Technical Manager at your
    company and wish to
    apply for the replacement of the
    dead manager.
    Each time I apply for employment
    I am told there is no vacancy but
    on this one,
    I have caught you red handed coz
    I even attended the funeral and all
    burial
    proceedings and made sure that
    he was truly dead before
    applying. I can remember
    you saying on the funeral that he
    will be very difficult to replace,
    meaning
    there is no one at the moment.
    Well it's your lucky day sir; you
    already have
    found the best man for the job so
    look no more.
    It is sad but strategic though, that
    he has left us, at least now I stand
    to
    benefit as he has left a vacancy
    for me. For that I shall forever be
    grateful for
    his timely death. He too always
    spoke of early retirement and I
    guess this
    serves him well too. A deal that
    benefits all should be the
    substance of a fine
    businessman. Ironic, yes but death
    is truly very fair. Just imagine, the
    company
    no longer has to pay his
    retirement funds.
    The company will not have to
    worry about paying me a
    relocation allowance
    because he was my neighbour
    and it will be easy for me to
    simply jump over the
    Durawall into that beautiful big
    company house. I also took it into
    my hands to
    quickly buy a drivers' licence as I
    am sure the Toyota 4x4 will also
    be handed
    over to me. And sir,don't even try
    to cheat me on this one because I
    even know
    the mileage reading on that
    beautiful machine. Thisjust goes
    on to prove that I
    am a determined self starter who
    is attentive to detail. Amiable
    qualities that
    speak for themselves.
    I am sure that after reading this,
    there won't be any need for a CV,
    just
    verification if I am up for the
    challenge. For that sir, I will be
    sending my
    pictures taken whilst attending
    the funeral and burial so that you
    can see how
    tough I was and can be when
    employed. As for my referees,
    well the same dead
    manager was my referee so we
    can safely skip that part.
    I only hope there will be no
    corruption as we are all still
    mourning. Thanks for
    advertising at the funeral because
    I could not have known
    Yours ever smiling even in tough
    times.
    Fantastic Malinza Jr
     
  2. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    Dec 20, 2011
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    Ha ha ha
     
  3. P

    Prince edu Member

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    Duh! this is tøoooooøo!!! much!
     
  4. shizukan

    shizukan JF-Expert Member

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    Consider yourself the new holder of the post.
     
  5. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    khaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
     
  6. obsesd

    obsesd JF-Expert Member

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    kwel kufa kufaana duh.
     
  7. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Msoffe
     
  8. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe teh nimeipenda hapo
     
  9. kasingo

    kasingo Member

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    Dec 20, 2011
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    Mkuu hii imekaa poa kweli bwana kila sehemu no vacant bt msela kaifuma red handed.teeeh!teeeeh!duh!!!!!!!
     
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