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MwafrikaHalisi

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Oct 12, 2011
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Dear Sir
I refer to the recent death of the
Technical Manager at your
company and wish to
apply for the replacement of the
dead manager.
Each time I apply for employment
I am told there is no vacancy but
on this one,
I have caught you red handed coz
I even attended the funeral and all
burial
proceedings and made sure that
he was truly dead before
applying. I can remember
you saying on the funeral that he
will be very difficult to replace,
meaning
there is no one at the moment.
Well it's your lucky day sir; you
already have
found the best man for the job so
look no more.
It is sad but strategic though, that
he has left us, at least now I stand
to
benefit as he has left a vacancy
for me. For that I shall forever be
grateful for
his timely death. He too always
spoke of early retirement and I
guess this
serves him well too. A deal that
benefits all should be the
substance of a fine
businessman. Ironic, yes but death
is truly very fair. Just imagine, the
company
no longer has to pay his
retirement funds.
The company will not have to
worry about paying me a
relocation allowance
because he was my neighbour
and it will be easy for me to
simply jump over the
Durawall into that beautiful big
company house. I also took it into
my hands to
quickly buy a drivers' licence as I
am sure the Toyota 4x4 will also
be handed
over to me. And sir,don't even try
to cheat me on this one because I
even know
the mileage reading on that
beautiful machine. Thisjust goes
on to prove that I
am a determined self starter who
is attentive to detail. Amiable
qualities that
speak for themselves.
I am sure that after reading this,
there won't be any need for a CV,
just
verification if I am up for the
challenge. For that sir, I will be
sending my
pictures taken whilst attending
the funeral and burial so that you
can see how
tough I was and can be when
employed. As for my referees,
well the same dead
manager was my referee so we
can safely skip that part.
I only hope there will be no
corruption as we are all still
mourning. Thanks for
advertising at the funeral because
I could not have known
Yours ever smiling even in tough
times.
Fantastic Malinza Jr
 
Mkuu hii imekaa poa kweli bwana kila sehemu no vacant bt msela kaifuma red handed.teeeh!teeeeh!duh!!!!!!!
 
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