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Manners and Nature's call

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Donnie Charlie, Mar 6, 2011.

  1. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    Trying to teach good manners, a teacher asked her students:

    Jeff, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

    Jeff said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

    The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite'

    What about you Jarosh, how would you say it ?'
    Jarosh said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

    'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table..

    And you, Johnny can you use your brains for once, and show us any good manners that you may have?'

    Johnny said, "I would say: Darling, please may I be excused for a moment? A friend just called, I have to shake him a little and whom I hope to introduce to you, after dinner in bed.
     
  2. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    perfecto, damn good
     
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