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Mangi atatizwa na ukurasa!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Judgment, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. J

    Judgment Member

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    Ilikua ni cku ya haruc Mangi Tarimo anaoa, mama wa bi haruc akifahamu kua bintie alikua ni mwembamba kimbaombao wakupigiwa mfano, hivyo alihakikisha cku zote za kbl ya haruc Mangi afikapo ukweni kuwasabahi bintie alikua akivaa chupi iliozungushiwa magazeti kibao lengo kumfanya bint kuonekana nae "saburi" analo ilipofika cku ya bint km ilivyo ada chupigazeti iko mwilini! Ukafika mda w mangi kula mzigo ndipo alipoanza kusambua gazeti baada gazeti! Alipofika gazeti la 9 Mangi hoi akavuta cm na kumpigia ma'mkwe "Mama tafazali nishamfungua mwanao kurasa hd nimechoka hebu mnisadie kuokoa mda c uniambie tu "ki2mbua" (k**a) ya mwanao iko ukurasa wa ngp"
     
  2. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Mfffffffffffffffffhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Ssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
    Kkkkkkkkkhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
  3. Adrian Stepp

    Adrian Stepp Verified User

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    ha ha haha
     
  4. Memo

    Memo JF-Expert Member

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    Aseee!!!
    kitumbua ipo kwenye ukurasa wa 23
     
  5. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    unaweza kufunua hadi ukurasa wa mwisho na usikione. Ukiuliza unaambiwa ukurasa umeliwa na panya
     
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    amiride JF-Expert Member

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    du hiyo kali lakini inaonyesha mangi anajuwa kitumbua ni nini mwingine angejuwa ndo utaratibu kwanza usome magazeti then ndo upate chakula.
     
  7. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    sikuwa mimi bhana...aagh!
     
  8. Msolo

    Msolo JF-Expert Member

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    mmh, nimetabasamu!
     
  9. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Nimekuwa na siku mbaya, angalau naanza ku recover, thanx
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Bado kurasa 79 afikie kitu mbua.
    Teh teh teh..
     
  11. IHOLOMELA

    IHOLOMELA JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaa
     
  12. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. MR. DRY

    MR. DRY JF-Expert Member

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    unaambiwa maandishi yamefutika.nukta
     
  14. serio

    serio JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaa,.zis is ze funny
     
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