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maneno wanayosema mademu: hii ni kwa wanaume tu!!!!!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by mtanzania in exile, May 30, 2012.

  1. mtanzania in exile

    mtanzania in exile Senior Member

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    Hii inahusu ule wakati demu majeshi yameshasalimu amri na tayari unaye chumbani kumnogoa, kuna maneno maneno mimi huyaita "the last words" ambayo mademu husema kabla ya mchezo kuanza. Haya hapa ni mfano tu wa yale niliyowahi kuambiwa au washikajizangu waliwahi kuambiwa. Ongeza yako:-
    1. Promise baby hutomwambia mtu enhhhh
    2. Usiangalie chini, siku shave kwa siku nyingi.
    3. Kwa sura ya mshangao na woga anakuangalia chini halafu anasema, usiingize yote. unamuitikia kwa kutikisa kichwa na baada ya dakika chache anakuvuta zaidi ili uitie yote.
    4. Fanya taratibu, ni muda mrefu toka nifanye mara ya mwisho. Baada ya muda kidogo anakuamrisha faster faster!!!!
    5. Nitukanie mama yangu.
    6. Upo peke yako kwenye nyumba?
    7. Samahani sikujua kama chuoi yangu imetoboka.
    8. Usinifanye kwa style ya chuma mboga!!
     
  2. The Don

    The Don JF-Expert Member

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    Kwi kwi kwi! Hiyo no 2 siendelei tena yan na appetite kwisha
     
  3. j

    jobseeker Member

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    Nitapita baadae nione comments za wana jf juu ya "the last words" ha ha ha!
     
  4. Vaislay

    Vaislay JF-Expert Member

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    hmmmmmmmmm labda hao mwenzangu:sleepy::sleepy:
     
  5. N

    Ngekewa JF-Expert Member

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    Usinichungulie!
     
  6. B

    Bajabiri JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaaaa,,,,wewe hujaambiwa na washkaji,wewe haya wamekwambia haohao unaozini nao,,,jamani mchana wote huu
     
  7. Mpitagwa

    Mpitagwa JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaa kucheka nayo ipo
     
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    Bajabiri JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaaa.......mdau umefanya niisome tena,,,,
     
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    Bajabiri JF-Expert Member

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    wapi sasa......
     
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    Bajabiri JF-Expert Member

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    duh,,,,last word??????
     
  11. Ralphryder

    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa nini hukwenda shule leo? peleka utoto wako shule ya msingi!
     
  12. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaaa!!
     
  13. j

    jobseeker Member

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    oooopppsss someone is in bad mood today!!!! grow up! and relax a bit!!!!
     
  14. Junior. Cux

    Junior. Cux JF-Expert Member

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    na we ndo hua unaxema hvyo.!!?
     
  15. j

    jobseeker Member

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    1. sema kama unanipenda, hapo akili yote isharuka, unatamka tu "nakupenda"
    2. Promise tukimaliza hutonidharau
     
  16. kirumonjeta

    kirumonjeta JF-Expert Member

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    (3)Imenikumbusha mbali,by the way napita tu ntarudi baadae kidogo.WIZI MTUPU
     
  17. N

    Ntila91 Member

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    Mh?kazikwelikweli me napita2.
     
  18. Eiyer

    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    Namba 5 hovyo kabisa!
     
  19. kirumonjeta

    kirumonjeta JF-Expert Member

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    Nyingine hizi,
    9.Please zima taa
    10.Usinivue ntavua mwenyewe
    11.Usinkojolee dear(badala ya kudemand condom)

    Nalog off
     
  20. Binti Magufuli

    Binti Magufuli JF-Expert Member

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    tukimaliza hapa utanipatia hela nikanunue les wig? alafu dia nadaiwa nimekopa pale kwa mama D ...niahidi basi kama utanpatia hicho kiasi?
     
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