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MAN,WIFE and GORILLA.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by fundiaminy, Sep 21, 2011.

  1. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    Man & wife go to Zoo. In
    front of Gorilla cage,
    man says: Excite him like u do to
    me
    Wife removes her top, Gorilla goes
    crazy.
    Man: Tease him more
    Wife removes her denims, Gorilla
    goes wilder...
    Man opens cage, pushes wife in &
    say's : now tell him U hv a
    Headache & u r not in the Mood...
     
  2. M

    Mbishi SR Member

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    Hakuna pozi hapo la mood. Fundisho kubwa sana kwa wife. Hatorudia tena kumwambia mwenzake kuwa hayuko kwenye mood.
     
  3. OTIS

    OTIS JF-Expert Member

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    Asalaleee....
    OTIS.
     
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    fazalazakata Member

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    duh nyc trick
     
  5. Ernie

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    Duh! hii kiboko babake, mwambie alete mbwembwe sasa
     
  6. Jeruh

    Jeruh Member

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    teh teh teh!husband ana akili sana
     
  7. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    tena akili za mapepo
     
  8. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Ina maana hao wanyama wanaweza kumlala mwanamke Binadamu?
    Mbona sisi wanaume Binadamu hatuwatamani wanawake wao Bana?
    Wabaki na wanawake wao watuachie wanawake wetu Bana, alaaa!!!
     
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    Mbishi SR Member

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    Unaandaman au?
    Wao (waume kwa wake)nasikia watamu kweli kuliko binadamu!
     
  10. Gurta

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    mamma mia
     
  11. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    imetulia.
     
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    BatteryLow JF-Expert Member

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    Looooh! Pole mwaya.
     
  13. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    Eish!!!
     
  14. Mr.Professional

    Mr.Professional JF-Expert Member

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    Dawa ya muhuni ni kuwa muhuni zaidi yake mwanamke harudii tena maruhani ya kumwambia hayupo kwenye mood
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh ...hayuko kwenye mood eh?
     
  16. SnowBall

    SnowBall JF-Expert Member

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    ..Nice trick
     
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    bitimkongwe JF-Expert Member

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    This is not a joke, ni udhalilishaji wa wake zenu, dada zenu na mama zenu.
     
  18. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    hahaahahahahahhhahahahahahaha lazima paliwaka moto
     
  19. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    tumekuskia mpiganiaji haki za kina mama.ila kama hujui maana ya jokes katafute dictionary.
     
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