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Man Sues His Neighbor For Failure To Impregnate His Wife

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mtazamaji, Nov 28, 2010.

  1. Mtazamaji

    Mtazamaji JF-Expert Member

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    Paid to do it, but fails to make his friend's wife pregnant after 72
    Attempts

    A nice story, with surprising end:

    Jambo limezua jambo. Ungekuwa hakimu Hukumu yako ingekuwaje ?
     
  2. boma2000

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    wajinga ndiyo waliwao
     
  3. Mkeshahoi

    Mkeshahoi JF-Expert Member

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    ngoja nikapate vyombo kwa pale Kirima bar.... labda nitalichakachua vema hili!!
     
  4. afrodenzi

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    mambo mengine hayana kichwa wala miguu...
     
  5. roselyne1

    roselyne1 JF-Expert Member

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    kama namuona huyo mke mwenye watoto wasio wa mumewe,alivyoshikwa na kihoro baada ya kusikia hilo deal...hahahah
     
  6. Lukolo

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    Kwa kweli wanaume tuna wakati mgumu sana. Maana siku zote huwa tunaamini kwamba tunalea watoto wetu kumbe ni wa majirani zetu. Kweli mjukuu wa kweli ni wa kwa mtoto wa kike. Sasa hivi nampango wa kwenda kupima DNA watoto wangu wote, ili nijue kabisa nalea wa kwangu au wa rafiki yangu. Hebu nipeni uzoefu wa kwenda kupima DNA jamani.
     
  7. Mtazamaji

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    Mkuu sasa msingi wa Penzi si imani. na imani kuwa wewe na mwenzako wote mko faithfull.Sasa ikifikia kupima DNA penzi si llinakuwa limeshamongonyoka

    Hii true story ina maana jaamaa asingepata dili ya jirani asingejua . Unaweza kukuta hata hao watoto wangeoa au kuolewa na dada au kaka zao wa damu.
     
  8. roselyne1

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    mnh ukishafanya hio DNA test,halafu ndio itakuwaje??
    una uhakika na wewe huyo unayemuita baba ni baba yako mzazi..au na yeye utataka ukafanye DNA test...?
    lea,kama sio wa kwako wewe sio wa kwanza kulea watoto wasio wako..LOL:redfaces::party:
     
  9. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    du hii imenichosha.
     
  10. Mtazamaji

    Mtazamaji JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo lazima uchoke najaribu kuftilia nione hakimu alitoa uamuzi gani ?
     
  11. Lukolo

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    Duh, inaonekana wewe tayari ushambambikia mtu mtoto huko!! Ha ha ha mbona unatetea utaratibu wa kulea watoto wasio wetu? Kama aliyenilea hakuwa babangu basi bahati yake ila hawa wa kwangu lazima niprove kabla sijaendelea kuingia gharama zaidi. Maana ukija ambawa si wako wakati ushamaliza kusomesha nadhani unaweza kufa ghafla. Bora ujue tangu bado wadogo.
     
  12. Lukolo

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    Kwani unapoenda kupima lazima umwambie mwanzako? Si unachukua tu mtoto unakwenda naye hospitali? Hizi imani zetu zinazozidi mipaka kwa wale tunaowapenda, zinafika mahali zinakuwa mzigo kwetu. Just imagine huyo jamaa alikuwa katika hali gani baada ya kujua hilo? Hapo ndo watu wanapotezaga maisha hivhivi! Bora ujue kabisa tangu mapema kwamba unalelea wenzako.
     
  13. M

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    ni kweli umenipa wazo ntaenda kufanya DNA test ili nijue kama kweli namuita baba mtu ambaye ni baba yangu mzazi isije ikawa kalagha bhao.
     
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    kama unaisi kwamba mke ni kicheche unafikiri utafanyaje?nafikiri hii procedure ya kupima DNA test ingerahisishwa!
     
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    Duh!!! Nimechoka
     
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    Watoto wa jamaa wamechakachuliwa
     
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    Ferds JF-Expert Member

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    hapo ndio ujue kuwa ktk fani zilizopo duniani basi ukiwa mwanasheria lazima uwe na akili timamu
     
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