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Man and a Casket………………..

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zaratustra, Sep 28, 2011.

  1. zaratustra

    zaratustra JF-Expert Member

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    A man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.

    Some policemen saw him and wanted to make some money off him (bribe), so they challenged him: "Hey!!! What are you carrying and where are you going?!"

    The man said, "I do not like where I was buried, so I am relocating".


    The Policemen ran for their lives.
     

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    bombu JF-Expert Member

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    tehe, imetulia
     
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    MAMENGAZI JF-Expert Member

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    duu, polisi hamu ya mlungula iliwaisha ghafla
     
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    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Haa haa haa haaa haaa!sipati picha polisi na kitambi chake anavyokata mbuga!nimecheka.
     
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    Msolla Patrick Member

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    Duuuh!nahisi kuumwa tumbo nilivyocheka!
     
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    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    umenichekesha sana mkuu, imenisababisha nijisikie aibu hapa wanapouza 1 moto 1 baridi, nilikuwa nacheka sana.
     
  7. Kibukuasili

    Kibukuasili JF-Expert Member

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    Lol! I love jf
    siku yangu ilikua mbaya, not anymore!
    Bahati mbaya siwezi ku like kwenye simu. Nitafanya hivyo kesho
    lol!
     
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