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mambo ya lift......

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by The Boss, Mar 6, 2010.

  1. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in
    it. He turns around to
    push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her
    breast. He says, "Oh, I'm
    so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be
    able to forgive me." She
    looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis
    is as hard as your
    elbow, I'm in room 204."
     
  2. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaa....the boss, huyo mdsda ndo huyo hapo kwenye avetor yako nn?
     
  3. The Boss

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    ha ha ha,ndo mwenyewe...
     
  4. Maria Roza

    Maria Roza JF-Expert Member

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    Hahha lol!
     
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