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Mambo ya kuhama!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mwalimu, May 31, 2011.

  1. Mwalimu

    Mwalimu JF-Expert Member

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    Mke Kanunua line ya airtel amsurprise mumewe. Mume amekaa sitting room, mke akaenda jikoni akampigia mume na number mpya akasema, "hallo darling," mume hakuijua number akajibu kwa sauti ya chini, "kata nitakupigia...hii ngombe yangu iko jikoni."



     
  2. Babu Lao

    Babu Lao JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaaaa..... mkuu hizi sredi nyingine sio nzuri!!
     
  3. samito

    samito JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha haaaa imebidi ninyanyue glasi ya maji ninywe..!
     
  4. Mwanakili90

    Mwanakili90 JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha
     
  5. ndetichia

    ndetichia JF-Expert Member

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    nahisi mke alimkamata jamaa kiulaini kama ananawa...
     
  6. Mwalimu

    Mwalimu JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu hebu immagine timbwili linalofuata hapo...
     
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    chelenje JF-Expert Member

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    aiseeeee....ehee! alipotokea mamsapu ilikuwaje.......
     
  8. Mwalimu

    Mwalimu JF-Expert Member

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    Kinachofuata hapo ni kulazwa kwenye sofa wiki nzima!
     
  9. Evmem

    Evmem Senior Member

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    Ningependa nijue mwisho wake ilikwendaje???:mod:
     
  10. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Fumanizi.....
     
  11. M'bongo

    M'bongo Senior Member

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    Mh! Hebu tuelezane vizuri maana kama namfahamu huyo jamaa. Haa haa haaa! Kweli hii kali
     
  12. khauka

    khauka Senior Member

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    hahahaa... Nahisi mke alizimia
     
  13. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Hapa ndugu hakuna ujanja, lazima aombe msamaha!
     
  14. Papa Mopao

    Papa Mopao JF-Expert Member

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    Kesi ya kufa mtu
     
  15. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Duuh!! imetulia sana hiyo mkuu
     
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    Jasho la Damu JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaa nimeipenda hiyo.
     
  17. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    mwiko utatumika kumdunda mume.
     
  18. Dr.Chichi

    Dr.Chichi JF-Expert Member

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    Kama siyo mwiko,fryingpan itatumika...tuwe waaminifu jamani he he he
     
  19. C

    Cremo joe joe Member

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    Daah smart shit hot.
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo ukisikia mtu unamwagiwa mafuta ya moto ndo hivi?
     
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