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Mamaaaa mbavu zangu!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by JoJiPoJi, May 31, 2011.

  1. JoJiPoJi

    JoJiPoJi JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani duniani kuna watu wa ajabu sana, huwezi amini leo kanisani nilikaa na jamaa mmoja anavuta sigara kanisani bila woga, nilitetemeka nusura niangushe bia yangu....
     
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    ndetichia JF-Expert Member

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    kumbe wote ni machizi...
     
  3. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    kanisa la mashetani
     
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    chelenje JF-Expert Member

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    duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Kifulambute JF-Expert Member

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    freemason's church
     
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    Giroy Member

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    bia inaishangaa sigara hahaaa.
     
  7. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Hilo kanisa la shetani!!
     
  8. M'bongo

    M'bongo Senior Member

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    Mmh! Mi' nilipita tu maana haya ni makubwa zaidi.:mod:
     
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    zamlock JF-Expert Member

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    du hiyo ni kali sijapata kuona wala kusikia ndugu zangu
     
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    Nilikuwepo hapo kanisani pia, nilichoka kabisa Padri alipouliza: **** gani huyo anavuta sigara humu ndani, Sista akajibu: Si yule ****** pale mwisho.
     
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    Sharo hiphop JF-Expert Member

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    Wote wehuuuuuuu!
     
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    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    Shindwa kwa jina la Yesu
     
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    Yule aliyeingia na ki'portable' anak'do' juu kwa juu wakati wa kutoa sadaka hukumuona!!
    Halafu kuna jamaa alikaa nyuma kabisa anapiga 'puri'!





     
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    Columbus JF-Expert Member

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    Angalizo "Tusivuke mipaka jamani,we are great thinkers"
     
  15. Mzizi wa Mbuyu

    Mzizi wa Mbuyu JF-Expert Member

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    Mie niliwaona woote wawili mnavyo jihangaisha na ulevi hadi mnajisahau kuwa mlikuwa kanisani! Ulikuwa msikiti ule........nikawa nietulia na shoga langutoka Lamu!
     
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    Mulhat Mpunga JF-Expert Member

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    litakuwa la yule jamaa wa may 21 camping
     
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    mwl JF-Expert Member

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    Ulegee na ushindiliwe ktk jina lako.
     
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    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    khaaaa!?
     
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    Duuh daah. Hii kali mkuu.
     
  20. JoJiPoJi

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    Mbavu zangu kwi, kwi,kwi,kwi
     
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