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mama wa kinyakyusa akubali mziki...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by matumbo, Oct 8, 2011.

  1. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    Mama wa kinyakyusa alibahatika kufanya mapenzi usiku kucha na kijana toka pwani ambaye alifikia mjini mbeya kama dereva wa lori,kumbe mama yule alikuwa hajawahi kukutana na mwanaume aliyetahiriwa kipindi chote cha maisha yake.asubuhi wakati kijana katoka bafuni,mama alitupa jicho na kuona chombo kilichopita jando.mama akashtuka na kusema
    ''Mwe....!!kumbe fya kumenya...!!tutamu kuriko twa maganda...mwe...mwe....''
     
  2. ndyoko

    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    Amminataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! napelekwa hospitali huku mbavu zimevunjika mwenziooooooo!
     
  3. N

    Natalie Senior Member

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    teh teh teh
     
  4. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    fye!... fyee!...
     
  5. matumbo

    matumbo JF-Expert Member

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    kwi!kwi! Kwi! Kwi! Kwi! Kwi! Kwiiii! Kwiiii!
     
  6. Mzee wa Rula

    Mzee wa Rula JF-Expert Member

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    Fya kumenya vitamu, tehe tehe tehe tehe.
     
  7. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    ah haaa haaaa duuuuuuuuuuhh
     
  8. Yuri G

    Yuri G Member

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    haaahahahahahah! Kwl nomaa
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa si kweli
     
  10. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    heheee!!!!, ivi kwa wanyakyusa nako hawamenyagi? teh teh!
     
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    Ndinani JF-Expert Member

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    Usikubali la kuambiwa, fanya utafiti mwenyewe!!
     
  12. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    hahahahaahah lol..
    Tembea uone ..
     
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