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Mama wa Ki Hehe alimpomtega mzungu!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mzizi wa Mbuyu, Mar 15, 2012.

  1. Mzizi wa Mbuyu

    Mzizi wa Mbuyu JF-Expert Member

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    Siku moja mzungu mmoja mmisionari alikuwa anatembea kwa mguu kutoka shambani kwake kwenda nyumbani kwake katika moja ya vijiji vilivyoko Mkoani Iringa (kwa watani zangu wahehe).

    Sasa alipokuwa anapita chini ya mti wa muembe akatazama juu yake akamwona mtoto mmoja wa kike kapanda anaangua maembe....mmisionari akashtuka kuona mtoto yule hajavaa chupi! akasema "wee ntoto hebu shuka bana usipande mti ukiwa huja vaa chupi shuuka bana ntoto nzuriii ee" ..yule mtoto akashuka.
    Mzungu yule akatoa shilingi elfu tano na kumpa yule mtoto...akamwambia "neda kanunue chupi"......

    Mtoto akaenda nyumbani, akamwambia mama yake kisa kizima....mama akapiga hesabu zake weee! naona akapata jibu....

    Kesho yake nayeye mama yule akamvizia mzungu anakuja kwambaali akavua nguo yake ya ndani...na kwenda kupanda mti akiwa hana nguo ya ndani ....
    Basi yule mzungu alipopita chini ya ule mti, akaangalia juu akashtuka kumwona yule mama bila nguo ya ndani, akasema mama nanihii shuka bana shuka na bhebhe unakubha kama ntoto ndogo shuka bhana...."

    Yule mama akashuka, Mzungu akatoa shilingi miambili na kumpa yule mama...akamwambia "nenda kanunue wembe".......!
     
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    Jaslaws JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaha,nzuri sante sana.
     
  3. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    ahahahaaaaaaaa
     
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    Osward raphael Member

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    Daaa! Inachekesha
     
  5. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Owkaay
     
  6. jchofachogenda

    jchofachogenda JF-Expert Member

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    Umekopy na kupest, ilishawahi kutoka humu JF.
     
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    Malolella JF-Expert Member

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    Ha haaa hapo kutakuwa na bonge la msitu.
     
  8. Mzizi wa Mbuyu

    Mzizi wa Mbuyu JF-Expert Member

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    Kamanda hii nimeipata kwenye kilabu cha Ulanzi Ilula!
    Usidhani JF ndiyo source of information pekee.....si unaona wengine ndo wanaiona mara ya kwanza!
     
  9. Kichwa Ngumu

    Kichwa Ngumu JF-Expert Member

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    sio mbaya hata mi naiona kwa mara ya kwanza, alafu JF wageni wengi
     
  10. tz1

    tz1 JF-Expert Member

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    Duuu hii kali
     
  11. TaiJike

    TaiJike JF-Expert Member

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    lol........mzungu kichaa.
     
  12. Aggrey86

    Aggrey86 JF-Expert Member

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    Dah! Ebwana hee hi kali asante sana mkuu mana sina mbavu!
     
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    Leonardmwanja JF-Expert Member

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    Heheheheheheheehehehehehehe!!!!!
     
  14. Sir H

    Sir H JF-Expert Member

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    Sipati picha jinsi steel wire ilivyokuwa imefunika chombo chake.
     
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    kebi Member

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    hv inakuaje mtu anatoa kichekesho mtu anadai copy & paste kwani kuna ubaya wengine tunakuwa hatujawahi kisikia km ww wakijua potezea ebo
     
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    Mpigaji JF-Expert Member

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    Alikuwa na msitu wa pande!
     
  17. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh
     
  18. KANCHI

    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Kdddk!
     
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    M2ru Member

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    Haika mndumioko!
     
  20. g.n.n

    g.n.n JF-Expert Member

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    sio mbaya sijawahi kuiona

    kudadadeki leo nimecheka kichizi yaani.
     
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