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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by AMINATA 9, Oct 6, 2011.

  1. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]Mother: Son I'm sorry I slept with someone that
    is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father.
    Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?! You should
    be hanged.
    Mother: I am sorry he is my first love and i could not marry him
    ... cause we are of different religion. He is on the phone at the moment
    and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever.
    Son: No i am speaking to no one. Mr Smith is the only father i know
    and so will that be.
    Mother: Please don't be so upset. Just talk to him.
    Son: Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!
    Phone: Morning Son, I am Bill Gates. I am your real father.
    Son: Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Thank God!Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!!Lov u so much Dad!!!!! I
    always knew there was something special about me...
    Thank you soooooo much mum. You are the best mum in the
    whole wide world!
    [/h]
     
  2. The Boss

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    ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lol
     
  3. Vin Diesel

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    ha ha haaaa....
     
  4. ndyoko

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    Jamani Aminata, huishi vituko, mwee! Nimeshiba sana usiku huu, taratibu nsije nkatapika mbele za wanangu wakadhani naumwa kumbe ni vicheko vya vituko vyako!
     
  5. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    pole sana ............next time nitajasibu kukupa kicheko cha taratiiibu sio cha kustukiza ka hiki ok..............ucku mwema na malaika wa bwana wakulinde ucku kucha
     
  6. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    nimefurai umeipenda hii....................then napenda mnooooooooooooo avatar yako
     
  7. The Boss

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    hiyo avatar we acha tu..ina fans wengi..karibu aisee...

    na mimi huo mgongo hoi lol
     
  8. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaaaaaaaa thanx ila huyo kaka ktk avatar yako yuko juu kinoma sana na watu wengi wanamfia kinoma kwa kazi anazo zifanya hope na ww uko ka huyo kaka .............i mean matendo yake ktk movie mana in reality cmjui kivile
     
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    ha haaa my my....you hope sio?lol
    siku moja nitakupa nafasi uthibitishe lol
    kama utakuwa free hivi..lol
     
  10. Roulette

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    mmmmhhhhh???
     
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    nafasi ya kumuona denzel...sio mimi lol
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Umetisha
     
  13. AMINATA 9

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    thanx meeeeeeeeeen
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaaaaaaaa..........
     
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    Mi sijasema kitu mbona? lol
     
  16. sakapal

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    bwibwibwiiiiii uuuuwiiiiiiiiiiii lol! weye bana umenfanya nchekee tumboni maana nipo job huo mshtuko wa dogo alivompokea dingi yake baada ya kuckia jina lake mi hoiiii big up mamii
     
  17. Manyanza

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    haahaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa uwiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, dogo aliposikia sauti ya Bill Gates akahisi ashaionja pepo...
     
  18. AMINATA 9

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    pole mnooooooooooo ndugu yangu kama chekesho hili limekukutia kwa job........next time nitahakikisha lakukutia home ile ucheke tu kwa energy zote
     
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    AMINATA hii kali maana jamaa amesamehe na kutukuza uzinzi wa mama yake kwa vile dingi yupko POAAA!!! Nitamwambia baba yake aliyemlea tuone kama ataenda Marekani au ni Bill Gates wa Tabata tu
     
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    Duuh!!! thanks,thats great Lol!!
     
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