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Mama mkwe

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ambassador, Apr 7, 2011.

  1. Ambassador

    Ambassador JF-Expert Member

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    Mama mkwe hakuridhika na mtoto aliyezaliwa na mke wa mwanae na majibizano yalikuwa hivi:

    Mama mkwe: "Binti samahani, ukweli mtoto hafanani na kijana wangu kabisaaa"
    Binti: "Bila samahani mama, huku chini nina njia ya uzazi, sio mashine ya fotokopi!"
     
  2. Nazjaz

    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    kumbe hana fotokopi machine ila ana scanner
     
  3. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Kwahiyo kama hana mashine ya kurudufu hata mpemba sawa wakati mimi ni mrra????
     
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    allydou JF-Expert Member

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    mchina alishasema no electricity, me hot you hot child burnt. sasa unashangaa nini tena.
     
  5. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    AHAHAHAH! imetulia
     
  6. Horseshoe Arch

    Horseshoe Arch JF-Expert Member

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    Ya ukweni siingilii ndo mwanzo ndoa yangu changa!
     
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