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mama mkwe jeuri......

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Smile, May 18, 2012.

  1. Smile

    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    Subject: DAUGHTER INLAW Vs MOTHER INLAW


    Mother-in-law: "My son must listen to me and obey my instructions, except if he did not suck this breast of mine for more than a year......."
    Daughter- in-law: Mama, "That was over 40 years ago!!!!!You must realize that it is my breast he sucks now. He has sucked it for more than 5 years and he is still sucking"
    Mother-in-law: " I carried him for 9 months....."


    Daughter-in-law: " He was only 3.5 kg, wasn't he? ...... so whats the big deal? I CARRY HIM EVERY NIGHT AND HE IS 110 KG NOW
     
  2. mtotowamjini

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    :biggrin1:
     
  3. Preta

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    nzuri.....
     
  4. ummu kulthum

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    mmmmh!its funny
     
  5. Ndahani

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    Nyie wadada mna mambo!!!
     
  6. Zamaulid

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    :peace:
     
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    lakini mbona kila kitu ni ukweli......?
     
  8. Zanta

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    Napita tu hapa
     
  9. Kongosho

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    duh, hivi siku moja ntakuwa mama mkwe?
    God help me!
     
  10. queenkami

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    kama unavyo vya kiume basi utakua tu.
    Imagine majibu kama hayo halafu yana ukweli fulani hivi lol
     
  11. fazaa

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    Smile ngojea ukisha zaa ndo utajua mke na mama ni nani ana thamani zaidi.
     
  12. Smile

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    mama...
     
  13. Erotica

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  14. Erotica

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    Hivi thamani anatoa mama, mke, mtoto? hapa ni kumkalisha kiti moto huyo mume ajibu.
     
  15. Ndahani

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    Sio kila kitu kinafanana...yeye alipombeba miezi tisa cha moto alikiona....wewe ukibeba kilo 100 raha yake unakoma. Ila kinachofanana ni kitendo na wapi kinafanyika nini
     
  16. Mr Rocky

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    Mwambie hivyo mama mkwe wako kama hujala mwiko wa kichwa
     
  17. Ndahani

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    Unasemaje? Maana nimekuona pande nyingine umefunguka kama kawa
     
  18. Erotica

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    Kwa hio umeninunia?
     
  19. klorokwini

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    Dah! huyu mdada atakuwa anapenda kifo cha mende aisee, haka kamchumba kangu kanapenda kukuna nazi basi nakabeba yeye daily na uvivu wake. Nyambaaf. naomba kontakt za huyu daughter in law
     
  20. Ndahani

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    Nikununie kwa kosa gani? Halafu hapa online ntaanza tu kununa kwa mtu nisiyemfahamu hata yukoje...interest na mabo yake hayaingiliani kabisa na ya kwangu...ntaanza vipi Erotica?
     
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