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Mama mkwe anapo kuangalia kwa jicho la maovu.(dirty look)

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Sonara, Dec 14, 2009.

  1. Sonara

    Sonara JF-Expert Member

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    Mama mkwe ana kunongoneza sikioni ,ukiwangalia kila mmoja anamwambia mwenziwe sogea huko kwa uzuri mama mkwe anasema haya yafuatayo: I will give you my kindness(nitakupa mavitu mwanangu hajawahi kuviwaza)
     
  2. Saint Ivuga

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    unamaanisha nini? anakutaka? mmege hadi tigo kama vipi?
     
  3. Sonara

    Sonara JF-Expert Member

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    Tigo ndio nini tena au ndio kiswahili kipya?
     
  4. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    unatokea wapi? kishimundu?
     
  5. Serendipity

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    Jicho la maovu au dirty look ndo unamaanisha anakuangalia kimahaba?
    Inategemea kama analipa(kamahajazeeke) unaweza kummega kiaina!
     
  6. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    hata mkwe mnataka kumega jamani!? ni nani kawaloga? wanawake wote hawa? hata kama mkwe analipa vipi. abormination!!!!!!!
     
  7. Asprin

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    Hahaha! Kishimundu hamna tigo, siyo? Asalaaaalee!
     
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    inategemea sasa!
    kuna mama wakwe wengine lol!DENJA:D
    ukishagugumia taska kadhaa,lol!DENJA
     
  9. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha! Afu ukute waifu wako ndio festiboni! Mamkwe bado mbichiiiiiiii! lol!
     
  10. C

    Caroline Danzi JF-Expert Member

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    Unfair, usijaribu kufanya kitu chochote, hivi mamako ameenda kwa wakweze huko akaonyesha kitu kama hicho nae amegwe. Ebu jaribuni kushauri kitu ambacho kama ni mamako angefanyiwa how could you feel?

    Mkweo huyo ni pepo! dont test.
     
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    Kimbia mbali saaanaaaaaaa tu.
     
  12. Bujibuji

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    kampuni ya mawasiliano ya simu za mkononi na huduma za intaneti
     
  13. carmel

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    du, huyo mama mkwe ana pepo, lakini hata huyo mwanaume anachukua muda kabisa kufikiria ammege au asimmege? hili si swala la kuomba ushauri unless na huyo jamaa naye hajatulia.
     
  14. Shishi

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    mama mkwe mnatafutana nini nae hata uje kuona akikuangalia kimahaba haba....wewe nawe umo...sema we ndio watake kula kuku na mayai yake!!! shindwa kabisa!
     
  15. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Shishi mambo? Wikiendi iliendaje? Una mtoto wa kike wewe? Kuna kijana wangu analeta usumbufu pale home.
     
  16. Shishi

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    Ahahahah Xspin..mpendwa wikendi ilikuwa poa sana... yako je?? nilikumiss..hivi ZD leo yuko eneo hili nisije nikazabwa kibao!!!! Mwe! ngoja 2010 ndio najiandaa kwa hiyo shughuli ya kutafuta tu bambino...nta make sure ni kabinti kamtulize huyo mwanao!!!! like son like father....mmmm sisemi kitu!!!
     
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    Hahaha! ZD leo kaenda kliniki. Matunda ya mikumi hayo! You better get married to the handsome guy! My boy is very selective! (Just like his dad). Hachelewi kumzengea mama mkwe kama binti atamletea za kuleta: btw weekend ilikuwa bomba, serengeti na bia zilipata habari yake.
     
  18. Shishi

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    ahahahah xspn wewe una vituko mwana we! ati handsome kama babake.....haya wacha nimtafuta huyo handsome kabinti kangu kasije kakamkosa huyo mwanao!
     
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    Hahaha! Angalia nimeanza na mahari ya SENKSI! Kula senksi SHISHI! my in-law!
     
  20. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Huyu jamaa naye hajatulia, kwani mkeo hakutosherezi hadi umtake na mama yake?
     
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