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makubaliano

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by snochet, Jul 16, 2012.

  1. snochet

    snochet JF-Expert Member

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    Polisi alimkuta jamaa flani akifanya mapenzi na dada alìyekua amekufa.polisi akamwuliza anafanya nini,jamaa akajibu, "tulikua na makubaliano miaka tatu iliyopita."polisi akauliza, "unamaanisha nini?"jamaa akajibu, "miaka tatu iliyopita,nilimwambia tufanye mapenzi akanijibu, OVER MY DEAD BODY!"
     
  2. Kilahunja

    Kilahunja JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa...hataaaar, jaman utam si utaimsha maiti.
     
  3. somba kankara

    somba kankara Member

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    so jamaa anatimiza ahadi nini big up mkubwa nimeikubali
     
  4. princess enny

    princess enny JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahah!! ya leo kali
     
  5. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu jamaa hajapelekwa na huyo polis mabwepande kweli, hebu fuatilieni asijeng'olewa meno na kucha bila ganzi
     
  6. piper

    piper JF-Expert Member

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    Yap jibu tosha kabisaaaaaa
     
  7. felinda

    felinda JF-Expert Member

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    dunian kunamambo...........nimeipenda big up,
     
  8. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Ingekuwa hivyo huko mochuari wangeamka wengi
     
  9. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani kaikosoa nini serikali ya ccm hapo ndo apelekwe mabwepande?
     
  10. SWEEPER

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    dah! Tutumie lugha yetu ya Taifa jamani tutakuja sababisha makubwa
     
  11. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaa....swafi...lugha gongano hapa.
     
  12. grafani11

    grafani11 JF-Expert Member

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    Ahadi ni deni, huyo jamaa ni mkareeeeeeeee.
     
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