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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kashengo, Sep 9, 2012.

  1. kashengo

    kashengo JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him “I study Psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess u felt embarrassed, right? The guy responded with a louder voice: USD 1,000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT THAT’S TOO MUCH..Oooh!!! ...and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears; “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty![/h]
     
  2. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Hii inaitwa mkomoano, teh teh teh teh teh teeeeeeeeh!
     
  3. deni

    deni Senior Member

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    He teh teh...jino kwa jino!
     
  4. Shaffin Simbamwene

    Shaffin Simbamwene Verified User

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    kudadeki si mchezo aisee ......!!
    Unanikumbusha kile kisa cha jamaa kumtongoza demu ndani ya kifodi ili sasa ili kumshushua yule sharobalo si demu akapaza sauti kuwa hataki.
    Ili kuzima soo ndinyo jamaa na ye akapaza sauti kubwa "utaki nini wakati umejamba tusikwambie"
     
  5. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha...bila-bila..
     
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    DOTTO LAIZER Member

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    :sleepy:duuuuuuuuuuuuuh bora so la bro than la sister mh prostit..............
     
  7. MatikaC

    MatikaC JF-Expert Member

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    tit for tat....
     
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    OBOTE Member

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    jino kwa jino mkuu
     
  9. Chakuchambuka

    Chakuchambuka JF-Expert Member

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    Ukimwaga mboga namwaga ugali....ukimwaga ugali napika mwingine kudaaadek
     
  10. simba29

    simba29 Senior Member

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    Droo ngoma
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !

    Near by Tunduma Mbeya.
     
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    driller JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh... Teh teh... So clevr dude...!!!
     
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    MRIHI Member

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    Daah! Hiyo ndo ukijamba mi naharisha na kama umepinda mi nimepindapinda.
     
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