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Make Arrangement Pls!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Eng. Smasher, Jan 20, 2011.

  1. Eng. Smasher

    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangements.

    Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

    Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together.

    Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

    Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for week I don't have classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together.

    Grandpa (the 1st boss ;) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

    Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

    Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip.

    Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

    Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

    Grandpa (boss) make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting,

    so make arrangements!!!!!!
     
  2. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    duh huu mduara wa nyuma aende mbele na wa mbele aende nyuma
     
  3. Nanren

    Nanren JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo jamii nzima ina hawa wahusika tu? Interesting anyway.
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh, ingekuwa ngoma, small boy ndo yuko safe hadi sasa!
     
  5. Masika

    Masika JF-Expert Member

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    Achia ngazi mchuma unaondoka huo x 2 naona mambo iko huku taara....
     
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    Pokola JF-Expert Member

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    Explicit!! I love it kwa kweli... kwi, kwi, kwiiiii!!!:smile-big:
     
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    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    Kilio cha samaki chazi yanakwenda na maji
     
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    Ng'wamagigisi Member

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    Interesting...
    Boy should fall seek so that he stays home with parents and let everybody enjoy. Hahahaa
     
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    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    duh! Mh!
     
  10. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh na watakesha wanapanga.
     
  11. Eng. Smasher

    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Inabidi watumie PROBABILITY hapo!!

     
  12. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Even better i think they should use the uncertainity princple cause evertime they get the momentum t0 go to the trip they lose their possition.lol
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    mduwara huo
     
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