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Majirani wanaopendana

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jrafiki, Dec 25, 2011.

  1. J

    Jrafiki Member

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    Jirani mmoja alikuwa akimuazma jiraniye tololi la kuchotea maji daily,mwenye tololi akaona ni usumbufu kwa sababu kuna muda mwngne aktaka kulitumia anaambiwa limeazimishwa,cku moja akaona ule usumbufu ni mkubwa akaamua kununua tololi jipya na kumpa jiraniye ili asiazimwe azimwe na huyo jirani,jirani akashukuru.Kama mjuavyo majirani mtaani akatokea mwingne akaona donge akajsemea moyoni "kama yeye alimuazima tololi mwishowe akanunuliwa jipya ngoja nami nikamlilie hali"
    Akaenda..akalianzisha lake,
    Jirani:Habari,me hali yangu mbaya,naumwa umwa sana.
    Jamaa: pole jirani,ushaenda hosptl kupata vipimo?
    Jirani:Nimepima vipimo vyoote tatizo silioni.
    Jamaa:hamna shida basi tuonane jioni
    jirani:(akafurah moyoni,ksha akaaga)
    ..jioni wakaonana..
    Jamaa:ahaa jirani,umekuja!nimeamua nikuletee hizi zaga zaga naona zitakusaidia.
    Jirani:ahsante(akatimka nazo)
    kufika nyumbani kufungua SANDA!
     
  2. Angel Nylon

    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    heeeeee........
     
  3. Mamaya

    Mamaya JF-Expert Member

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    aaaaah angel upo wewe?
     
  4. T

    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmh!joke zngne bana!hata mtu hucheki!
     
  5. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    .... Usipoelewa hucheki mkuu!
     
  6. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaaa angempa na jeneza kabisa
     
  7. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    akome kupenda vya bure.
     
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