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Majina ya vinywaji vyetu vya asili

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by vukani, Mar 17, 2010.

  1. vukani

    vukani JF-Expert Member

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    Majina ya pombe zetu za asili:

    Dengelua – Hii inapatikana kule upareni
    Mbege – Hii ina[patikana kule Moshi uchagani
    Ulanzi – Kule Iringa
    Ulaka – Nasikia inapatikana Morogoro
    Boha – sina uhakiaka inapatikana wapi
    Kindi – Hii nayo naomba msaada sijui asili yake ni wapi
    Wanzuki – Hii ni new technology nasikia ina gesi kushinda hata Bia
    Chimpumu – Hii nayo nasikia inapatikana mikoa ya kusini
    Tende – Hii inapatikana wisiwa vya karafuuZanziberi
    Gongo – Hii ina majina mengi ajabu, Kachaso, machozi ya Simba, Uzo, Chang’aa, na haijulikani asili yake ni wapi

    Nyingine mtajazia……………………..
     
  2. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Dengelua – Hii inapatikana kule upareni (ni ya miwa)
    Mbege – Hii inapatikana kule Moshi uchagani (ni ndizi+ulezi)
    Ulanzi – Kule Iringa (ni ya utomvu wa mianzi)
    Wanzuki – Hii ni new technology nasikia ina gesi kushinda hata Bia (maana ya wanzuki ni wa nyuki, kwa asili intumika asali lakini siku hizi inatumika sukari)
    Gongo – nadhani teknolojia yake ililetwa wakati wa vita, kumbuka bila pombe hakuna vita (inatengezezwa kwa vitu vyenye sukari nyingi kama sukari, molasesi, mapapai n.k. Hii ni pombe ya mvuke (spirit) tofauti na pombe nyingine za kienyeji)

    nyongeza
    Mnazi - ni ya watu wa pwani, maarufu kwa harufu yake kali (utomvu wa mnazi)
    Busa??
    Komoni??
    Pingu??
     
  3. vukani

    vukani JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna jamaa yangu kanitumia sms akinikumbusha kuwa nimesahau pombee maarufu kama Shamukwale, hii naomba msaada ni pombe gani na inapatikana wapi?
     
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    Rugas JF-Expert Member

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    Rubisi--Au banana wine...unaipata kagera wakuu
     
  5. Kwetunikwetu

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    Boha inapatikana kwa kina mgosi 'washambaa'......unakamua miwa then ile juice ndio inatumika kutengeneza ulabu...! Cheki hiyo picha sometime ago nilikuta jamaa wakifanya mambo!
     

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  6. Sikonge

    Sikonge JF-Expert Member

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    Oyaaa, kuna Matutapu huku Sikonge.

    Pia usisahau kwa Pwani kuna Mazishi saa nane.

    Kwa watoto kuna Togwa au Matogwa.

    ROYA ROY: Uji wa Masasu (maji yanayobaki baada ya kuloweka Mahindi) hivi tunauitaje?
     
  7. Chimunguru

    Chimunguru JF-Expert Member

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    ulaka mkuu ni pombe ya mabibo ya korosho na haipatikani morogoro inapatikana mtwara lindi, tunduru, mtwara
     
  8. vukani

    vukani JF-Expert Member

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    Nimekupata mkuu, kalamu iliteleza.....
     
  9. mnyikungu

    mnyikungu JF-Expert Member

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    Comoni inapatikana iringa inatokana na vimelea vya mahindi
    kangala-Iringa inatokana na pumba za mahindi
    Msabe- Iringa,inatokana na mtama
    Sweera-Iringa inatokana na vimelea vya mahindi pamoja na asali
     
  10. Kachanchabuseta

    Kachanchabuseta JF-Expert Member

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    Red: Wanzuki, hii kitu nzuri sana but kwasababu ya haya makampuni ya bia kutaka kuiua kimarket ndo mana cku hizi haisikiki

    Nyongeza
    Rubisi: ni ya watu wa kagera, maarufu kwa utengenezaji wake kwa kutumia nyenzo za miguu kuchanganya ndizi na mtama
     
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    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    Zote hizi zinapatikana sehemu moja?
    Kuna watu wanatakiwa kuja kutoa maelezo hapa.
     
  12. TIMING

    TIMING JF-Expert Member

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    kuna udo... ipo kule kwa warangi... iko kama mbege!!!
     
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    nzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    Gongo asili yake ni Germany ilifika hapa kwa mara ya kwanza WW1 baada ya waheshimiwa kukosa whisky ndipo wakaamua kuitengeneza.
    NI KITU KIZURI SANA MIMI HUWA NAITUMIA.
    PROBLEM HAPA NI ALCOHOLIC VOLUME INA FLACTUATE ...
    NINGESHAURI SERIKALI IRUHUSU HII KITU THEN SIDO WAWE WANANUNUA NA KUCHUJA NA KU PACK NA KU CONTROL ALCOHOLIC VOLUME (IWE STANDARD) ....ITAWAPATIA AJIRA WA TZ WENGI....
    HII UGANDA WANAITA WARAGI NA MALAWI NI POWER NAMBA 1....HAPA BONGO NI FITNA TUUU ETI HARAM.....
     
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    ngoshwe JF-Expert Member

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    Dengelua – Hii inapatikana kule upareni (ni ya miwa)
    Mbege – Hii inapatikana kule Moshi uchagani (ni ndizi+ulezi)
    Ulanzi – Kule Iringa (ni ya utomvu wa mianzi)
    Wanzuki – Hii ni new technology nasikia ina gesi kushinda hata Bia (maana ya wanzuki ni wa nyuki, kwa asili intumika asali lakini siku hizi inatumika sukari)
    Gongo – nadhani teknolojia yake ililetwa wakati wa vita, kumbuka bila pombe hakuna vita (inatengezezwa kwa vitu vyenye sukari nyingi kama sukari, molasesi, mapapai n.k. Hii ni pombe ya mvuke (spirit) tofauti na pombe nyingine za kienyeji)

    nyongeza
    Mnazi - ni ya watu wa pwani, maarufu kwa harufu yake kali (utomvu wa mnazi)
    Busa??
    Komoni??
    Pingu??

    Matutapu huku Sikonge.
    Pwani kuna Mazishi saa nane.
    Togwa au Matogwa.
    ROYA ROY: Uji wa Masasu (maji yanayobaki baada ya kuloweka Mahindi) hivi tunauitaje?
    Comoni inapatikana iringa inatokana na vimelea vya mahindi
    kangala-Iringa inatokana na pumba za mahindi
    Msabe- Iringa,inatokana na mtama
    Sweera-Iringa inatokana na vimelea vya mahindi pamoja na asali

    Chibuku = Ubungo Mathiwa hapo!.
    Kindi= Iringa/ Nyanda za Juu Kusini (mapumba ya mahindi+mbolea ya UREA+Chloroquine).
     
  15. Mzizi wa Mbuyu

    Mzizi wa Mbuyu JF-Expert Member

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    Choya...inapatikana Dodoma
     
  16. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Wamasai wanapombeka na nini?
     
  17. Chimunguru

    Chimunguru JF-Expert Member

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    Wakuu kule kwetu mpitimbi songea kuna kilaji babu kubwa kinaitwa myakaya, inatengenezwa kwa mihogo haha, kuna msabe hii inapatikana iringa vijijini, pyua au gongo bin chang'aa inatokana na sehemu na sehemu, wakati naishi maeneo ya shamsi pale arusha kuna washkaji zangu wa matejoo waliniambia pyua ya pale inamchanganyiko wa hatari, kuna molases humo, mapapai, vidonge vya klorokwini yaani noma tupu
     
  18. Ngalikihinja

    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna myakaya wa NAMATUHI bana.....mbele ya mpitimbi kama unakwenda Muhukulu, kile kijiji cha mzee Msongela we acha tuuuuu
     
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    Chimunguru JF-Expert Member

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    We ngalikihinja mwana wa yani? ummanyile na msongela? ah pale namatuhi ndo pa bomani bwana, ummanyile na mbema?
     
  20. Pape

    Pape JF-Expert Member

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    Chang'aa - asili yake ni Kenya! Ni pombe inayotengenezwa baada ya kuzimua 'kinyesi' cha binadamu!

    Bhusara - ni kinywaji laini ila ikichacha inakuwa pombe na watengenezaji ni wakurya, wajita (kanda ya ziwa)
     
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