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Majina halisi ya watu mashuhuri

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SMU, Mar 6, 2009.

  1. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Jesus Christ (Yeshua Ben Yosef)
    Mother Teresa of Calcutta (Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu)

    Mahatma Gandhi (Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi)
    Kim Il Sung (Kim Song Ju)
    Mobutu Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu wa za Banga (Joseph-Dsir Mobutu)

    Alicia Keys (Alicia Augello Cook)
    Alpha Blondy (Seydou Kon)
    Babyface (Kenneth Edmonds)
    Billy Ocean (Leslie Charles)

    Burning Spear (Winston Rodney)
    Elton John (Reginald Kenneth Dwight)
    Eminem (Marshall Mathers III)
    Eric Clapton (Eric Clapp)

    Ice Cube (O'Shea Jackson)
    LL Cool J (James Todd Smith)
    Mariah Carey (Maria Nuez)
    Queen Latifah (Dana Owens)

    Stevie Wonder (Steveland Morris)
    The Notorious B.I.G. (Christopher Wallace)
    Vanilla Ice (Robert Van Winkle)
    Ziggy Marley (David Nesta Marley)

    2Pac (Tupac Shakur - born Lesane Crooks)
    50 Cent (Curtis Jackson)
    Muhammad Ali (Cassius Marcellus Clay Jr.)

    Please add.....
     
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    Nyauba JF-Expert Member

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    JK (Jakaya Kikwete)
    Bill Clinton (William Jefferson Clinton)
     
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  3. Titus

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    mbona na haya hamuweki majina halisi yao, ni mashuhuri pia au?

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    au siyo mashuhuri nn??
     
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    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Wengi wa hao ni mashuhuri hapa JF tu :)!
     
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    Hidayante Member

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    Nasikia Jimmy Kabwe ni Jumanne Kabwela. Ni kweli au??
     
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    Affirmative.Like Zitto Kabwe(Zitto Kabwela)
     
  7. Sikonge

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    Nyauba,

    Billy ni kifupi cha jina William. Hapa hakuna mabadiliko yoyote.

    Ngoja na mimi niongeze wangu:-


    Fresh Jumbe (Fereshi Jumbe).
    Barack Obama (Baraka Obama).
    Prince (Prince Rogers Nelson).
    Rihanna (Robyn Rihanna Fenty).
    Jay-Z aka {Jigga, H.O.V.A., Jigga Man } (Shawn Corey Carter).

    NB: AFC Leopard (Abaluya Football Club)
    FIAT (Fabbrica Italiana di Automobili Torino)
    IVECO (Industrial Vehicles Corporation)
    K.L.M. --- :) KEEP in LOVING ME ?!!!
     
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    Mtanzania - (D.S. Wittiga)
     
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    Nyauba JF-Expert Member

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    sikonge..

    hayo majina ya magari ya kiitaliano umenikonga sikuwa mjuvi nayo zaidi ya vifupi vyake.
    ila majina ya wadau juu mhmmmmmm labda jay z na rihanna...fresh jumbe na obama sioni jipya ni sentensi tuuuu
     
  10. Sikonge

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    Usiwe na uhakika namna hiyo. Nasikia huyu mtu aliyekuwa akijiita BATENGAS alikuwa akiliza watu kwa kuandika jina lake Batenga. Sasa ukiingia mkenge na kuchukua makaratasi basi anakuruka kuwa yeye ni BatengaS na siyo Batenga. Hivyo hiyo S inaweza kukuliza ndugu yangu. Kwa maana hiyo Barack akiweka sahihi Baraka, najua itakataliwa kuwa ni BATILI.

    NB: BMW (Bavarian Motor Works au Bayerische Motoren Werke)
    VW (VolksWagen soma Folks Wagen --- People's Car)
    ATC (Any time Cancellation aka Air Tanzania Corp.)
     
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    Kweli JF unapata kila kitu...... hata vituko when you are down!
     
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    Cambridge (Kambarage)
    Madiba (Mandela)
    Msholozi (Zuma)
    Companero(Rafiki)
     
  13. BelindaJacob

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    Ni kweli hilo ndo jina lake halisi!
     
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    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    KONYAGI - Kunywa Ondoa Niashai Yote Angalia Gongo Inauwa. ukianzia herufi ya mwisho kwenda mwanzo, Ingawa Gongo Adui Yangu Nina Okoa Kipato.
     
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    Pope Benedict XVI (Joseph Alois Ratzinger)
     
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    Kijunjwe Senior Member

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    Damn, katika yote hii imeniacha hoi. Sijawahi kuwaza kirefu, tena katika pande zote mbili za neno lenyewe.
     
  17. Kana-Ka-Nsungu

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    Jamani, I thought hii thread inajadili majina ya watu tu, sasa mbona naona mafiati na makonyagi humuhumu? Au nayo ni majina ya watu?

    Lady Jay Dee- Judith Wambura
    Kally Ongallah- Kalimangonga Ramadhani Mtoro Ongara.
    AY- Ambwene Yesaya
    Solo Thang- Msafiri Kondo
    King Crazy GK- Gwamaka Kaihula
    Mwana FA- Hamisi Mwinjuma
    TID- Khalid Salum Mohamed..

    Nimeona niwarudishe nyumbani kidogo kwa masupastaa wetu, tuendelee...
     
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    Banana Zorro- Ally Zahir Ally
     
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    Mashirika ya habari

    BBC - Barely Believable Content
    CNN - Certainly Not News
    ABC - Already Been Covered
     
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    na FASADI JE?
     
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