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Majibu ya kukatana stim

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by marejesho, Nov 30, 2011.

  1. marejesho

    marejesho JF-Expert Member

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    In a K/KOO mat,an elderly lady complaining about the music..Wekeni nyimbo za yesu'
    Conductor: Mather,Yesu bado hajatoa album.......


    Passenger: Kuna Kiti?
    Conda:hao wengine wamekalia ndoo lakini wewe mambo safi usijali tutakupa kiti.
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    Passenger: Kuna kiti ama ni Ule uwongo Wenu
    Conda: Hehe,kama ulikuwa
    unaogopa kukosa kiti c ungebeba chako!!
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    Passenger: Punguza Sauti
    Conda: Wewee,tuko na sheria za kutosha usituongeze zako
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    Passenger: Bwana hii gari ina joto sana!!
    Conda: Basi shuka upande fridge.
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    Conda: Madam,kuna seats pale nyuma,ingia
    Passenger: Siwezi kaa seats za nyuma, nataka mbele.
    Conda: Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari
    Weekend Njema!
     
  2. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    hii ya shuka upande friji imeniacha hoi hoi.....
     
  3. sulphadoxine

    sulphadoxine JF-Expert Member

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    Imekaa njema"yesu ajatoa album"
     
  4. Utamaduni

    Utamaduni JF-Expert Member

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    Teh Teh zimekaa njema sana hizi.........

    Ila kwani Serikali imeshatangaza kuwa siku hizi Weekend inaanza Alhamis leo? loooh
     
  5. chrome

    chrome Senior Member

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    hahaa...fridge imekaa vyema
     
  6. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaa haaa,
    Dah hii ya kuja na kiti chako lol!
    Raha mpaka kumoyo!
     
  7. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    mnh hii ya kwani seat nyingine zipo nje ya gari nayo imetiafora
     
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    maliyamungu JF-Expert Member

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    We kiboko
     
  9. MpigaKura

    MpigaKura JF-Expert Member

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    Lol....namrukisha huyo konda kichurachura mpaka akonde :(
     
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    Jalem JF-Expert Member

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    Aaa! huyu jamaa amenifurahisa nimecheka peke yangu, hasa hii ya fridge imenifanyasiku kuwa poa.
     
  11. MpigaKura

    MpigaKura JF-Expert Member

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    Halafu unapata majibu hayo ukiwa na waifuu au mtoto : HAPO HATACHIMBIKA
     
  12. Rosweeter

    Rosweeter JF-Expert Member

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    Haaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, imenifurahisha sana.... kwa kweli majibu ya makonda sometimes yanaweza yakakuharibia siku nzima, we mkareeeee........
     
  13. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Duh zote bomba
     
  14. N

    Nico jonas Member

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    Jamaa umetisha,kama kuna joto shuka kapande friji,duu ama kwa hakika,lakin ukiangalia ni kweli,friji ndo lina baridi.
     
  15. ndyoko

    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    aisee, kweli dunia bado inakua, mweeeeeeeeee!
     
  16. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    makubwa.
     
  17. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    Passenger: hapa tupo wapi?
    Conda: ndani ya daladala.
     
  18. Rejao

    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee imekaa njema! Siyo kama zile copy n paste tulizozizoea
     
  19. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Buhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaah!,akha,akha,akhaaaah!
     
  20. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    KONDA:Oya anti,choma ndani,siti za kumwaga zinakusubiri. ABIRIA:Mh,mbona gari yenyewe imejaa?. KONDA:Kwani hii ndoo ya maji mpaka ijae?
     
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