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Maisha ni matam...msikilize huyu binti!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Myakubanga, Mar 29, 2012.

  1. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Binti mmoja alighadhibika baada ya mama yake kumkemea juu ya tabia zake mbaya.
    Binti yule akaamua kujiua.
    Baada ya muda babaye alirudi.
    Mazungumzo yakawa ifuatavyo:
    baba:Mwanangu yuko wapi?
    Mama:Yupo chumbani kujiua!
    Baba akakimbilia chumbani,alipomkuta binti ametoa mimacho!
    Baba:We vipi?
    Bint:nimeamua kujiua!
    Baba:umemeza nin?
    Bnt:panado 50.
    Baba:Kwa nini usimeze hiz sumu 5 za panya ufe haraka?
    Bnt:Haaaa baba!UNATAKA KUNIUA BURE!!
     
  2. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Unachesea kifo wewe!
     
  3. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo bint alikuwa anapima upepo?
     
  4. SALOK

    SALOK JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe baba nae kamshindwa!
     
  5. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Baba alimshauri ajiue haraka,kumbe bint alikuwa anabip!
     
  6. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Si mchezo mkuu!
     
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    ksalama0 Member

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    Tungekuwa tunakufa halafu tunarudi Dunia, watu tusingechezea vitu vinavyosababisha kifo kwa mfano kutembea/kukaa kandokando ya barabara, kula chakula mpaka kipimwe kwanza, Nahisi ingekuwa hatari zaidi na shida kubwa kwa wanaorudi Duniani baada ya kufa.
     
  8. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hii nayo neno!
     
  9. Mtende

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    duuh hata kama kuchokwa sio kiivo lol
     
  10. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Alidhan atabembelezwa...
     
  11. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Binti kwishney!
     
  12. driller

    driller JF-Expert Member

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    kulikua na mwalimu mmoja alinifundisha primary hukooo lushoto....! mwanae alibipu kujinyonga ..! yule ticha akamrushia dumu limejaa DDT akamwambia kunywa hii tunataka kutumia kiti ulichosimamia hapo..! dogo alilia kinyama..!
     
  13. M

    My place New Member

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    Eeeeh! Makubwa!
     
  14. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaa!!
    Yeye alizani kufa utani!
     
  15. ummu kulthum

    ummu kulthum JF-Expert Member

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    maisha matamu hivi ye anataka kufa
     
  16. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Madogo yana afadhali!
     
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