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Mahojiano ya Mtoto na Jaji!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Buchanan, Dec 21, 2009.

  1. Buchanan

    Buchanan JF Diamond Member

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    Judge: Do you want to live with your mother?
    Child: No
    Judge: Why?
    Child: She beats me.
    Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad?
    Child: No
    Judge:
    Why not?
    Child: He beats me too.
    Judge: So who do you want to live with?
    Child: Taifa Stars!!!
    Judge: WHY??
    Child: They never beat anyone!
     

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  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Too good to be true!
    Njema kabisa kwa kumalizia jioni!
     
  3. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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  4. Buchanan

    Buchanan JF Diamond Member

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    Haya jioni njema ndugu!
     
  5. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Na mimi nitakie mchana mwema,
     
  6. Buchanan

    Buchanan JF Diamond Member

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    Thanx!
     
  7. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Du, hii imenianzia siku...!
     
  8. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    safi sana.......
     
  9. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Maximo ameisoma hiyo lakini?
     
  10. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    ....NO! I want to live with Maximo!!
     
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