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Mahitaji ya kumfanya mwanamke awe na furaha kwenye mapenzi yako too demanding

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by NGULI, May 18, 2011.

  1. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    How to make a woman happy.
    It's not difficult
    *
    to make a woman happy.
    A man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber*
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist*
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer*
    22. true
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic*
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant*
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous*
    40. determined
    41. dependable
    42. passionate
    43. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:*

    44. give her compliments regularly
    45. love shopping
    46. be honest
    47. be very rich
    48. not stress her out
    49. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes*

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    53. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes
    *
    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Cook some food
    2.*Bring it naked.
     
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    KipimaPembe JF-Expert Member

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    Very true!!
     
  3. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    Jamani mbona mnatuonesha wanawake such complicated creatures kiasi hicho??? Dah

    IT IS NO FAIR
     
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    Marytina JF-Expert Member

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    naona leo mumeamua kututukana waziwazi
    Semeni mtakavyo but we (women) are mothers tuna kura ya VETO inayotulinda (bearing child)

    By the way hii sifa ya 8.electrician inaplay wapi?
     
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    Ikunda JF-Expert Member

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    dhu! ubaya mapenzi ni kizungumkuti hayana formula, naweza kupenda kufanyiwa/kutendewa ivi na mwingine akahitaji tofauti, kaazi kweli kweli
     
  6. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    na kumfaya mwanaume awe happy also its mote than ngumu
    cz anazani milango yote anapaswa afungue yeye wakat mingne inabid afunguliwe..
    too off!!!!!
     
  7. Konakali

    Konakali JF-Expert Member

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    Duh....! Ama kweli kazi.... Maana vingine ni gift by nature, nobody can create it on himself and you can't borrow from anyone else....! Others would cost millions of money, and several years to have, ie. mechanic, psychologist.....! Nadhani hizi zote ni topics za kitabu hiki;
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  8. Sumba-Wanga

    Sumba-Wanga JF-Expert Member

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    I have liked no 50! This is more than true, most women take men for granted!!
     
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    Ombeni Charles Member

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    Sasa wee mheshimiwa Nguri Jabari, hivi unapotoa Topic yako kwa lugha ya kimagharibi!! hivi unafikiri watanzania wote wanajua hiyo lugha?
     
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