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Maharage ya Mbeya

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Annael, Apr 27, 2012.

  1. Annael

    Annael JF-Expert Member

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    Unajua kila chakula huwa kina sifa zake. Jamani hapa katika utafuti wangu nimegundua yafuatayo kutokana na maharage ya mbeya.
    1. Yana maji mengi sana ukiyapika sana yanakuwa uji uji mweupeee!
    2. Ukitia maji mara moja tu yanalainika, yananyooka, we acha tu.
    3. Mengi huwa ni manene manene. watu wengi huwa inabidi wazime taa wanapoyapika.
    4. Kwenye halufu usiseme. Duh mwanangu haya maharage!!
    5. Haya hitaji viungo vingi. Tia chunvi kidogo tu. Mwanangu ukiongeza madikodiko utayaharibu na hautaweza kuyatumia tena.
    6. Mengi huwa ni meupe, meupe. Meusi huwa ni machache tu. Kwameupe usiseme.

    Maharage ya mbeya jamanii.
     
  2. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    ndo ulitaka kusema hivyo tu!
     
  3. mgodi

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    napita tu.
     
  4. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Mh......
     
  5. Bellino

    Bellino Member

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    Kesho br
     
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    we anna wee, mh!
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Nimepotea njia...
     
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    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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  9. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Jamano kuna watoto mjue
     
  10. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani kuna watoto mjue, halafu wanajua kusoma
     
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    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani kuna watoto mjue, halafu wanajua kusoma.haya usiku mwema
     
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