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mahakimu wanachukiwa

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Red Giant, Mar 12, 2012.

  1. Red Giant

    Red Giant JF-Expert Member

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    kuna jamaa dereva alikuwa anachuki na mahakimu kila siku ana drive nje ya mahakama ili akimuona hakimu amgonge, sa siku kampa lifti padri na kupita mahakamani mara hakimu huyu hapa, akataka kumgonga akakumbuka yuko na father ikabidi amkwepe. kuangalia sight mirror anamuona hakimu anagalagala anamwambia father mbona sijamgonga father akamjibu ulipo mkosa nika mbamiza na mlango!
     
  2. Mtanzanika

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    kudaadek!
     
  3. dickson longo

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    Nimeangusha kicheko cha nguvu.
     
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    Ha ha ha haaa Member

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    Haki ya nanihii dah
     
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    Yailahiii
     
  6. Ralphryder

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    Bora nimepoza machungu kwa kicheko! Teh teh teh.!
     
  7. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! kweli wanachukiwa hadi mchunga kondoo anaamua kumfanyia kondoo wa baba yake
     
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    selestin john Member

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    nimecheka thanaaaaa
     
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    Hahahahaha duh umefurahi kwa kweli!!
    Sasa baba mchungaji nae amekosana nn na hakimu!
     
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    Nimetabasamu.
     
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    Nimechekaaaaaa
     
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    Tehteh....
     
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    kama mimi.
     
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    Sijacheka,
    nimesisimka ! Mshua hakimu.
     
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    ha ha ha ha ha ha
     
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    MARTINSICHILIMA Member

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    nashukuru. nimesoma jokes zaidi ya kumi. hii nimetoa kicheko balaa.
     
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    Message sent.
     
  18. mamLook

    mamLook Member

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    kwikwikwikwikwi wewe umemkosa wenzio wanalia watampata lini
     
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    duh hii kali hata mimi nimecheka kwa nguvu
     
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    arabi toba
     
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