Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Mahakamani 1.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mkwaruzo, Mar 4, 2011.

  1. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Mar 4, 2011
    Joined: Feb 21, 2011
    Messages: 568
    Likes Received: 2
    Trophy Points: 33
    Mzee alimfungulia mshkaji kesi kwa kumchukulia mke yake. Mwisho wa siku ikafika, na hakimu kumuacha huru mshtakiwa kwa kutokuwa na kosa. Ndipo yule mzee alipomgeukia hakimu na kumuambia...
    Mzee: Bw. hakimu, mi nakuomba uniruhusu nilale na mke wako usiku mmoja tu.
    Jaji: miezi sita ndani kwa kumdhalilisha hakimu.
    Mzee: Bw. hakimu, miezi sita ndani kwa kukuomba tu kulala na mke wako, wakati hata bado sijalala naye lakini niliyemfumania na mke wangu hukuona kosa!
    Jaji:????
     
  2. khauka

    khauka Senior Member

    #2
    Mar 4, 2011
    Joined: Jan 26, 2011
    Messages: 100
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 33
    tit for tat
     
  3. malkiory

    malkiory JF-Expert Member

    #3
    Mar 4, 2011
    Joined: Oct 24, 2010
    Messages: 272
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    Huyo mzee ni genius.
     
  4. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Mar 5, 2011
    Joined: Feb 5, 2011
    Messages: 1,451
    Likes Received: 5
    Trophy Points: 0
    ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! naona hakimu alivua miwani!
     
  5. Matti

    Matti Member

    #5
    Mar 5, 2011
    Joined: Jan 24, 2011
    Messages: 95
    Likes Received: 2
    Trophy Points: 15
    naona hakimu alihairisha kesi hadi tarehe 30 February mwaka ujao.
     
  6. Garmii

    Garmii Senior Member

    #6
    Mar 5, 2011
    Joined: Feb 26, 2011
    Messages: 164
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    Chezea vitu vyote lkn c mke wa mtu,inauma wewe!
     
  7. m

    mzeelapa JF-Expert Member

    #7
    Mar 5, 2011
    Joined: Jul 14, 2010
    Messages: 988
    Likes Received: 24
    Trophy Points: 35
    Yalikukuta nini?? Oh pole.!!!
     
Loading...