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magic apples

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Isaac, Dec 5, 2010.

  1. Isaac

    Isaac JF-Expert Member

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    Magic Apple

    A young fellow ran into an
    old man who was carring
    a bag. "What's in the bag?" the
    youngster asked. "magic apples", the old
    man replied. "Prove it", said the young
    man. "Well, besides apples,
    what is your favorite two
    fruits?" asked the old man. "Watermelon and
    peaches", he answered. The man handed him an
    apple and told him to try
    it out. The boy took a bite
    and said that it tasted like
    a watermelon. "Ok, turn it
    over", he said. The boy did and took
    another bite and said that
    it tasted like a peach. The youngster still wasn't
    convinced that they were
    magic. The old fellow told him to
    name something else that
    he liked to eat. "I like to eat pussy." he
    snapped. The man handed him
    another apple and told
    him to try it. He took a big bite, spit it
    out, wipped his mouth
    and esclaimed, "That
    tasted like shit". The old man looked at
    him, smiled and said,
    "Turn it over."
     
  2. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh teh so funny,thnx
     
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    Gad ONEYA JF-Expert Member

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    ..?
     
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