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Mafuta ya gari kwa punda

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Pawaga, Sep 13, 2011.

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    Pawaga JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja alikuwa anaendesha mkokoteni wa punda,siku moja alimuuliza rafik yake,kwanin magari yanaenda mbio sana kuliko mkokoten?,. Alijibu kwa kuwa magar yanatumia mafuta. Siku ya 2 jamaa akaenda shell na punda wake akamnyanyua mkia punda,akasema atiwe lita 5 za petrol. Petrol ilimuwasha punda matakon akatoka mbio jamaa akamfukuza kidogo kisha akarud akavua suruali na kuinama akamwambia muuza mafuta amtie lita 10 haraka amfukuzie punda wake. Unajua nini kilitokea?,we acha tu ntarud kesho.
     
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    mh! :popcorn:
     
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    huh.................
     
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    Duh, nahisi ailitimua mbio na kumzidi spidi punda wake!
     
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    NG'ADA Senior Member

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    kwa sababu yy aliwekewa lita 10 basi speed yake itakua kubwa sana...tehe!!
     
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    yehw ' .
     
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    omari msuya Member

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    jamaa atakuwa alitoka nduk zaid ya punda.du du
     
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    dah! kweli noma
     
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    staili gani tena hizi punda igunga???au pia wanatumia petroli??
     
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    dah kaaz kwel,.
     
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    kwahiyo jamaa wa suti5 atiwe nini apunguze ukimya
     
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    da! Kweli we mkali
     
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    Dah! Aiseeeee...................!!
     
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    Kuanzia siku hiyo akawa shoga!
     
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    Pawaga JF-Expert Member

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    janguar,shoga tena?,duh
     
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    aaah hiyo nimeipenda...! unajua nini kilitokea..!? jamaa alicheki akaona haendi kasi basi akaamua kujaribu kupasha moto makalio...! asee jamaa alipaa..!
     
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    tehete uuuuwiiii cna mbavu cpati picha mwisho wa muvi ulikuwaje very funy by the way
     
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    Jose Aladin Member

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    wale walikua wanaenda polepole, itakua hawakuwekwa petroli. Wawekwe petroli, mkuu aweze kufika maeneo mengi zaidi kwa muda mfupi.......
     
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