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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mbweleko, Apr 11, 2011.

  1. mbweleko

    mbweleko Senior Member

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    HAYA KAZI KWAKO

    Chodo walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Chodo's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my father asks, 'Chodo are you sleeping? ' Then I say 'No' and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye."

    So the teacher says to him, "Tonight when your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer". The following morning Chodo comes to school and his eye is fine, so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief.

    But the day after that Chodo comes back with a severe black eye again.
    "My goodness Chodo, why the black eye again?"
    He tells her: "Mam, Dad asked me again.. 'Chodo are you sleeping?.. and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my father and my mother started moving {you know} at the same time Mom was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a demented hyena on the bed" ....

    Then my father asks my mother: 'Are you coming?'
    Then my mom says, 'Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?'
    And my dad answered 'Yes'.
    Not wanting to get left behind, I also answered and said
    'Wait for me, I'm also coming, let me just put on my shoes!'
    THAT'S WHEN I GOT A NO SLAP BUT A BLOW.

    Don’t laugh this is serious because the teacher is now planning to sue the Dad for higher degree innocent child abuse.:angry:







     
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    TheChoji JF-Expert Member

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    tehe..
     
  3. Swahilian

    Swahilian JF-Expert Member

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    thank you thank you gud9t 2u! Bredren!
     
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    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Tih, tih,tih!
     
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    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    mtoto unataka kwenda wapi tena,unaona umeambulìa blow by blow sasa!
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    mh,akomage maudadisi yake
     
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    Hatari, hatari, ajali loh!
     
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    wapalepale JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh naona ulitaka kuwafuata wakubwa... utaumia
     
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