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Madenti; Namna ya kuingiza wazazi mjini

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nesindiso Sir, Jun 11, 2009.

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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents gave him.

    "Hmmmm," he wonders, "How am I gonna get more dough?" Then he gets an idea. He calls his father. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here that will teach Fido how to talk!"

    "That's absolutely amazing!" his father says. "How do I get him in that program?" "Just send him down here with $1000," the boy says, "I'll get him into the course." So, his father sends the dog and the $1000.

    About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again. "So how's Fido doing, son?" his father asks. "Awesome, dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with
    this program, that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals to READ!"

    "READ!?" says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program?" "Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."

    And his father sends the money. At the end of the semester, the boy realizes he has a problem...when he gets home and his father finds out that the dog can neither talk nor read, he's in big trouble, so he shoots the dog.

    When he gets home, his father is all excited. "Where's Fido? I just can't wait to hear him talk and listen to him read something!" "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. This morning when I got out of the shower, Fido was in the living room kicking back in the recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messin" around with that little redhead who lives on Oak Street?'"

    The father says, "Oh, drat! I hope you SHOT that lyin' son of a bitch!" "I sure did, Dad!" "That's my boy!"
     
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    Next Level JF-Expert Member

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    Haha!haha!haha!...a very good one for smart boys!
     
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    Eeka Mangi JF-Expert Member

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    Ha haa haaaaaaaaaa. Hii kali. Enzi hizo Kilimjaro Boys kuna jamaa baba yake alikuwa Taxi driver pale moshi mjini. Jamaa anachomoka weekend anatokea dingi yake anamwambia amevunja physics na anadaiwa. Mzee kwa kuwa alitamani sana mwanae asome maana yeye hakupata bahati hiyo akawa anaishia kuuliza hiyo ni shs ngapi? aaaaaaaah inauzwa shs 15000 tu mzee. Dingi anatoa tu ila kwa onyo kuwa jamaa aache utundu na awe mwangalifu na vitu vya shule. Siku alipokuja kushtuka kuwa anaingizwa mjini na shule chalii aliacha.
     
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    CharlesNuru Member

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    This cant be!
     
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