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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Wambuzi, Jun 11, 2013.

  1. W

    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    KWA WASICHANA MKICHUKIA SAWA TU:Mgongo" Umechanjwa chanjwa Kama
    Mganga Wa Kienyeji Bado Unavaa Kinguo kinaacha mgongo wazi,Mguu" Umekomaa Kigimbi hicho Kama mcheza mpira wa miguu, "Eti nawe kimini kila siku",Kingereza" Kibovu, unajidai Kila sentensi kutupia 'Yes' 'No' 'I wish' 'May Be'. hahaha! Kumbe mburula tu,Ngozi" nyeusi tii, Na wewe unang'ang'ania tatoo. Jamani....Hivi mnatambua Kuwa nyie ambao mpo hivi mnatuchekesha Sana tunapowaona humu na huko Barabarani!??? yani hamjui tu mnavochekesha na laiti Kama mngekuwa mnajua sidhani Kama mngekuwa mnafanya hivi!!! Hahahaha!Mewaza tu jaman
    Kwa Hisani ya watu Wamachame wakishrikiana na Lyamungo.
     
  2. MadameX

    MadameX JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmh raha jipe mwenyewe...hukupenda vunja vigae ule
     
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    lara 1 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaaaaaaa! Mtumzima Atishiwi Nyau!!!!!!!!!!!

    Kujiangalia, kujikosehsa raha, kujistukia na kuwaona wengine ndo wanastahili kuvaa kitu falani ni umburulaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

    Kazi ya Mungu haina Makosa na Sikujiumba, so kama sikujaaliwa na Maulana basi nifanyaje? niwe mnyonge na kuwaona wengine ndo wanastahili zaidi? Thubutuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!11

    Navaa vizuri chochote nafsi yangu inachojisikia kuvaaaaaa! Kama unaona mwili wangu una kasoro wasiliana na Maulana umkosoe kwa kunipa vispoku na sio guu la bia!?? Kama huo uwezo unao? Kama huna kakojoe ulaleee eeeh mtoto mzuri!

    Ukijiangalia Ulivyo huto vaa fashion yoyote, wala hutotoka ndani na watu watahakikisha wanaikali na kujigalagaza kwenye self esteem yako mpaka akili zitakapokurudi kuwa hao wenyewe hawana lolote!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh wacha weee...........!
    Full viwalo bin tatoo na mitindo ya nywele
     
  5. kashesho

    kashesho JF-Expert Member

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    kama wasingevaa hivyo ungecheka saa ngapi???
     
  6. W

    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    Duu.... inaonekana mmeguswa sana.. ngoja niiondoe hii post
     
  7. W

    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    sasa naamini huu msemo

    Madem wa dijitali ata kama ni mbaya ka mizengo pinda, atataka umsifie. .. Xaxa mwambie ukwel kama ye ni zombie, . Dadadadeq, nyapu yake utaiskia kwenye radio ..! Cha msingi kuwamwagia misifa ata kama ya uongo''!
     
  8. Heaven on Earth

    Heaven on Earth JF-Expert Member

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    beaty is in the eyes of beholder..
    or what criteria are you using to judge soneones beauty!!!!!!!!!!!!

    wakati wewe unamwona mwenzio ni zombie ---- mtu
    akiiwaza hiyo sura tu dushelee linamsimama.......
     
  9. Power G

    Power G JF-Expert Member

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    Naona kama haya ni maneno ya mkoswaji. Usituletee habari za sungura za sizitaki mbichi hizo!
     
  10. Smile

    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    basi tusameheni bure jamani
     
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    lara 1 JF-Expert Member

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    HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Mimi ukiniambia MZURI AU MBAYA kukubaliana inategemeana na wewe kama MZURI au MBAYA?????????? Mambo ya nyani haoni kundule siyatakagi!

    Unakuta JITU BAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! SURA IMEMSHUPAAAAAAAAA KAMA FUTARI YA GIMBI! afu eti anataka kukutingisha kuwa wewe mbaya! MXIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

    Ila kama mcute roho itaniumaje ?

    So baba WEKA PICHA kabla hatujaendelea usituchoshe tusikuchose! TUSICHOSHANE!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. saudari

    saudari JF-Expert Member

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    Mbona naona kama vile ni maneno ya mkosaji.

    Vipi ndugu yangu Wambuzi? Kuna mahali umetupia nyavu halafu haujakamata kitu?

    Tuambizane mkuu huenda nikakusaidia kutatua tatizo lako, Si unajua "sio wote wenye midomo wanajua kuitumia".
     
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    ladivasia Member

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    Wat i hate is mwanaume kukaa kuponda wanawake .i believ ata wewe mtoa mada uvaaj wako wa kituko .uyo uyo umpondae ndo tutakukuta nae unatembea nae .uyo uyo n dada ako nyumban.cha msing usiponde .jaribu kuelimishaa
     
  14. Kirikou Wa Kwanza

    Kirikou Wa Kwanza JF-Expert Member

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    Mkiambia ukweli mnanuna--mnanuna nini sasa?!
     
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    waubani JF-Expert Member

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    ..Tusibishane na ukweli. wazuri wapo na wabaya pia wapo.
    ndio maana hata haya maneno yapo kwenye lugha zetu "UGLY n BEAUTY"
     
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    Watu8 JF-Expert Member

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    Siku ya leo umekuwa mpole sana rafiki...
     
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    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    ?ahaaaa sasa nifanyeje hapa
     
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    Mlandege JF-Expert Member

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    Maneno haya yamemlenga mtu si bure

    Mwishoni kamaliza na kwa hisani ya watu wa machame na lyamungo,hapo ndio kadhihirisha kuwa mhusika yatamfikia tu

    Ahsante Wambuzi.
     
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    casampeda JF-Expert Member

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    Mambo ya likzo haya wamewagika sana huku mikoani,leo stendi yetu walipita huyo mmoja we acha tu!!ni mzuri lkn kaacha karibu kifua chote tatizo ni mba mwingi sana,sasa sijui anaonyesha nini??? yani hadi kinyaaa!!!.
     
  20. Eli79

    Eli79 JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi kuwa mweusi ni ubaya? Jamani..... hatuishi kujidharau!