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Mad Cow Disease

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by The Priest, Oct 14, 2011.

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    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    Kama ishawekwa hapa jukwaani,tuvumiliane....

    A female CNN reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease.

    "Sir, do you have any idea what might be the cause of this strange disease?"

    "Sure. U c, we rear our cows on zero grazing. Thus their movements r restricted to zero. Furthermore, bulls only screw the cows once a year?"

    "Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cows?"

    "Well, we milk the cows twice a day n in some, thrice daily"

    "That's interesting, but, what's the point sir?"

    "Lady, yaonekana we ni mgumu sana kuelewa.. The point is this, if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad too?"
     
  2. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaaa! nimerudia kusoma kama mara tatu ivi ndo nikaelewa
     
  3. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaa! Siku nyingine usiogope kuweka hata kama unajua ilishawekwa hapa siku za nyuma. Sio watu wote wanasoma kila thread za JF, kumbuka kuna new member pia.
     
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    g.n.n JF-Expert Member

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    kaka hapa mara moja tu unaelewa.
     
  5. mashikolomageni

    mashikolomageni JF-Expert Member

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    Good joke inafurahusha sana
     
  6. T

    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    kweli jjb(jaluo jeusi baya)
     
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