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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by BIN BOR, Jan 14, 2011.

  1. BIN BOR

    BIN BOR JF-Expert Member

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    Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

    The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

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    > Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him up there to dry. How
    soon can I go home?'
     
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    mbongopopo JF-Expert Member

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    duu hii kali
     
  3. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaa
    hizi akili kama za wanasiasa wetu
     
  4. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    How about as soon as NEVER!hahahaha
     
  5. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    dah! Mh! Babaake kwel hli palipo sawa sawa
     
  6. Pilato2006

    Pilato2006 Senior Member

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    hii kali kweli
     
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    shosti JF-Expert Member

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    Haahahahaaaaaaa.
     
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