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Maandishi ya Lugha ya Kiingereza Kwene Fulana zetu

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Elli, Jan 9, 2012.

  1. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Hua nina tabia ya kupenda kusoma soma sana hasa maandishi ya kwene fulana; nilishawahi kukutana na maandishi ambayo mengi ni matusi au hayana maana kwa mvaaji; Mfano ninayoweza kuyakumbuka fasta fasta hapa ni pamoja na haya hapa;

    * I bleed Green (imevaliwa na kijana wa Kiume)
    * Do Me Please halafu nyuma ikaandikwa Do me Again Please ( Imevaliwa na kijana wa Kiume)
    * Leave me a message, I am out of my mind
    * Give a man a fish, he will lie for a day, teach him to fish and he will lie for a life time
    Na nyingine nyingi tu, sasa point yangu ni kuwa, je hakuna namna ambayo tungeweza kuwasaidia ndugu zetu wasivae vitu ambavyo kwa mazingira yetu vinaleta maana inayokanganya? Waweza kuweka maandishi mengine unayokumbuka pia
     
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    joe peters Member

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    Carolina Hospital Mortuary attendant
     
  3. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    When My Parents Went To Hawaii, They Brought Me This Dumb T-Shirt!
     
  4. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Kiss me,am a vir..g. imevaliwa na mvulana
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    "i am a dirty asshole"kijana wa watu kajivalia
     
  6. Ndebile

    Ndebile JF-Expert Member

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    umesoma Rubya NMTC wewe?
     
  7. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaa halafu anasema hii tisheti kali ajabu......
     
  8. feis buku

    feis buku JF-Expert Member

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    huku kwetu hamnaga!
     
  9. Kivumah

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    Hivi zile t-shirt zenye logo ya DaDa (kwa mbele) zimepotelea wapi, na kuna Midume ilikuwa inazivaa
     
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    Kivumah JF-Expert Member

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    ..hujambo binti weye?, kwenu hukunaga nini
     
  11. NATA

    NATA JF-Expert Member

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    I `m hot!
     
  12. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    I think I am crazy....hii nayo nimeiona mahali
     
  13. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    You are your own dog....sikuelewa maana yake!
     
  14. Capt Tamar

    Capt Tamar JF-Expert Member

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    they say am a bitch like its a bad thing
     
  15. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaaa jamani fulana hizi jamani
     
  16. Futota

    Futota JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi ninayo T-shirt safii sana rangi nyekundu halafu ina maandishi kwa rangi mbali mbali "I LOVE SCHOOL BOYS", nikivaaga familia nzima kelele, "haifai vua vua", njiani kila mtu anasoma kifua changu halafu ananipiga jicho la kulikoni? I like it!
     
  17. Tusker Bariiiidi

    Tusker Bariiiidi JF-Expert Member

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    kuna ya Mlevi mmoja imeandikwa... THIS IS MY LAST BEER BEFORE MY NEXT ONE!
     
  18. Mulhat Mpunga

    Mulhat Mpunga JF-Expert Member

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    go and f..k yourself as....e
     
  19. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Ndio mambo ya kutojua lugha. Muone huyu Mchina.

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    ndetichia JF-Expert Member

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    kazi kweli kweli..
     
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