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Maandishi kwenye t-shirt

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kingwipa1, Oct 31, 2012.

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    kingwipa1 JF-Expert Member

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    Jana nikiwa kazini mara nikamuona sharo-b mmoja katinga t-shirt yake iliyochorwa fuvu la mtu akiwa amechuchumaa kuonyesha ana-fart. Kuna maandishi yameandikwa
    'SILENT BUT DEADLY'.
    Ikanikumbusha t-shirt nyingine ya jamaa mmoja hapohapo kazini iliyokuwa imeandikwa
    'FIFTEEN MEN ON DEADMAN'S CHEST' huku imechorwa vikaragosi 15 kwenye eneo lililosawa na kifua cha jamaa.

    Sijui wanavaa wakijua ama inatokea tu.

    weka uliyoona.
     
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    kingwipa1 JF-Expert Member

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    t-shirt nyingine niliyowahi kuona ilikuwa imeandikwa god is fake
     
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    Rahim usanga Member

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    Njemba 1 ilivaa tshirt imeandikwa''im ur next girlfrnd"
     
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    J.T New Member

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    Mwingine imeandikwa "I hate my mom"
     
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    Amavubi JF-Expert Member

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    ........hot dog.............
     
  6. brightrich

    brightrich Senior Member

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    nyingine alitinga kijana imeandikwa 'KISS ME" yaani sijui alikuwa hajui au la!
     
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    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    Jana tarehe 30.10.2012 nikitoka kazini narudi home maeneo ya Amana Stand kuna binti mmoja halfcaste alivaa t-shirt rangi ya kijani kifuani ikiwa na maandishi makubwa yaliyoandikwa kwa herufi kubwa "HARLOT" Binti alionekana yuko busy anarukaruka akiwa amebeba tangazo hilo kifuani mwake. Haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. African220

    African220 Member

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    Mwingine Arusha jana nilimwona amevaa T shirt imeandikwa AM BAD BUT MY T-SHIRT IS GOOD
     
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    Nani Mimi Member

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    nyingine niliona imeandikwa '**** me'
     
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    kingwipa1 JF-Expert Member

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    Mmoja naye nilipishana nae maeneo ya Ubungo kavaa tshirt imeandikwa kwa juu BEER IN huku kukiwa na kidole kinachooint kwenye koromeo na kwa chini yake imeandikwa BEER OUT kukiwa na pointer inayoonyesha chini ya kifua.

    hivi unavaa nguo km hiyo huna watoto nyumbani ama wadogo zako? ama tuseme ndo sehemu ya ile asilimia inayomaliza shule haijui kuandika hata jina!!! just curious
     
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    mshana jr JF-Expert Member

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    lunatics of L.A hii alivaa bouncer wa pale maisha club
     
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    Shark JF-Expert Member

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    Mwingine nlimuona majuzi ana tisheti ya kijani ina picha ya mkuu wa nchi imeandikwa "SIZITAKI KURA ZENU WAFANYAKAZI"
     
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    kijembeee JF-Expert Member

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    jana my close friend tena yupo chuo kavaa tshert apa kwenye matiti imeandikwa just for you,nkamuuliza wot is for me akabaki anakenua,ningekua namuwinda jana ningejihalalishia
     
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    Utamuwapipi Member

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    jana mitaa ya kkoo mkongo man mmoja kwnenye dula la vipodozi kavaa tshirt nyeusi kifuani imeandikwa SLUT
     
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    mshana jr JF-Expert Member

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    changu mmoja hapa royal bar mwananyamala yake imeandikwa kwa nyuma BEST MEAT IN TOWN halafu mshale umeelekea chini ya mgongo
     
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    snochet JF-Expert Member

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    nimewahin kuwa na T-shirt imeandikwa "too busy to FCUK".....FCUK means-French Community UK.ukiiangalia vibaya unaweza jua ni tusi
     
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    Slave JF-Expert Member

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    Niliwahi kuona t-shirt imeandikwa JF the home of the great thinker,
     
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    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Mmmh

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9100 using JamiiForums
     
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    Aggrey86 JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna mzungu mmoja nimekutana naye Dodoma mitaa ya CDA T'shet yake imeandikwa "MY NAME IS NOT MZUNGU"
     
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    Magwangala JF-Expert Member

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    Nipokuwa form 1 nilikuwa na T-shirt ina picha ya papa John Paul 2 akivuta sigara kubwa,imeandikwa I Like Pope,The Pope Smokes Dope,Wale wababe wa F4 walikuwa wanaiwinda hadi wakaniibia
     
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